Saturday, February 21, 2009

Doofus weekend.

OMD! So AireRuby was right on time delivering Tanner because AireRuby is always on time because Ruby is the best pilot ever. I couldn't get a good short bus on such short notice, so I got this weird van hybrid thing with a smoky tailpipe.

And of course the first thing the Doof wanted to do was go to Mall of America and go on the rides because he could see the mall from the airport. And he was screaming and carrying on like a little boy and totally embarrassing me, so I made him do the big roller coaster alone.

Then after MOA, he said he was really super hungry even though he had three bags of cotton candy and a cup of Dippin Dots and two corn dogs and in the car he kept screaming "Culver's, Culver's" so we stopped there and he got the works including the frozen custard! I think I'll be sending him home with diarrhea!

Oh, and we had a snow storm last night and Tanner totally flipped and my mom has to carry him outside to a snow-free area to do his biz and he wears two sweaters and a parka. One more day!


Lorenza said...

Hi, Ike!
I am not so sure about you but sounds like Tanner is having the best weekend ever!
Kisses and hugs

Pug(s) and Bugg said...

OMD how embarrassing!!! But hey guess what we LOVE Culver's toooo! Their fried cheese curds!!! And in fall their pumpkin milkshake! MMMMMM!

Joe Stains said...

Now you know my pain. Check out my blog for even more pics of the excitement.

Duke said...

You're treating Tanner so well that he's never going to want to leave, Ike! Can we come and visit you next?!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Dexter said...

Tanner is kind of a whimp, huh? Watch out for Tanner barf after all those foodables you stuffed into him.


Clover said...

Hi Ike!
WOW! Looks like you guys are having fun!! My parents went to Mall of America once but didn't go on any rides...
Love Clover xo

Murphy Dogg said...

Where's his helmet??!??

Stanley said...


Unlike anydog else, you will now be able to totally understand what it's like to be Joey and have Tanner for a brother. Do you appreciate your one-dog household any more, man?

Tanner cracks me up but he really is a doof of the highest order!

Goob love,