Hotdoll.

Warning! This post is PG-13.
So my mom saw this in a magazine and looked it up on the internets and I wasn't supposed to see it, but I did, and my mom thinks it's really weird and I can't figure out why you would want one because I'm not a humper. But I guess some of you guys out there are humpers so this is a PSA.
So this is a picture of a Hotdoll in action.
Edit: Ike's mom here - just to clarify - I saw this in a magazine, I didn't happen across it during any other type of search. :)
No, not that type of magazine either.

Mom's Birthday.

So today is my mom's birthday and she is still older than I am. I looked for money around the house but all I found was a couple of coins on the floor so I decided that I will just sacrifice and share my bull pizzle with her.

Happy Birthday, Ma!

... to the best mama a Steiner could have.

Feeling hot, hot, hot.

It's really hot and humid around here so no good walkies and I'm really bored and I just got caught chewing on one of my mom's baskets and she was really mad, but what's a dog to do? My eyes are back to normal, and we're just going to watch the cataracts and see what happens. Hope all you other doggies and Girl, Girl have stuff to do.
Oh, and there's talk of a bath today.
And this is a picture of me being really bored.

Crap day turned awesome.

Ok, so today started off really bad because I had to go to work with my mom because she was looking at me yesterday and saw a weird reflection in one of my eyes and then she took a flashlight to it and there was this white hazy thing that looks like a cocoon so she was all 'OMG, I hope it's not a tumor!" So then she took me to the vet and they put this stuff in my eyes to make my pupils all huge and everything was wicked bright and then they took really bright lights and looked in my eyes and were like 'that's weird - never seen that before' and then grabbed another doc and they were like 'that's weird - never seen that before' so anyway they did some research and came to the conclusion that I have really atypical cataracts forming (there's a small one in my other eye) and that we are going to watch it closely in case they are wrong and it's maybe an infection on my lens which they totally don't think it is and now my mom said she needs to start saving money in case I need to have my lenses replaced some day.
Now on to the 'turned awesome' part of the day. We got home and my mom got the mail and in it was a package from Stanley with a BPHT (bull pizzle hunting tool) and instructions on how to use it. I will let the pics speak for themselves! You have to read the instructions because they are so funny! (If you click on it, it will get big!)

And this is a picture of me wearing the BPHT. My mom didn't fix the red eye so you could see how dilated my eyes still are!

Barf.

Today was the coolest because I went to see my dad for his lunch break and it was raining so we had to eat in the car so we got fast food which we never do and then afterward my mom was like 'ooo my stomach' and my dad was like 'ooo my stomach' and I was like 'ooo my stomach' because they gave me a few french fries and then then talked about how french fries are carcinogens - whatever that means - but they still taste good. And then my dad was like 'why is Ike's tongue blue and why is he drooling' and I was sitting on his lap facing him and then my mom said 'I think he's gonna barf' so my dad quick turned me out toward the outside because the car door was open and I totally barfed all down the inside of the door because it was projectile and my mom couldn't stop laughing because her car is old and she thinks barfing is funny and she had to clean the car with one of her old scrub tops and puddle water - ha!
And of course my mom never has the camera when cool stuff happens so I had to draw a picture of it to share with you guys and I feel fine now - thanks for asking.


Oh yeah - forgot to add that my mom and dad are fine too - just fat.

New Boston.

Hey guys - just a quick post here because there is a new Boston on the scene and his name is BT and he seems like a cool dude so you should stop by and say hi!


Also - I haven't forgotten about the time capsule challenge - I just need some more time to think.

Martha, Martha, Martha!

So you ask 'another package, Ike?' It's from Martha and she is the best and in it was a Dino Cuz and a giant Loofa dog (and I already chewed his arm off) and a box of Zen Puppy treats - the Energy ones because I'm lazy and will need energy because Martha is a lot younger than me and also a card and a beautiful, beautiful picture of Martha!



Isn't she the sweetest?

Don't we look great together!?!


"I love you Martha!"


You see the faraway look in my eye ...

Smiles.

So my friend Stanley is looking for smiles and I'm more of a tongue exposer than a tooth exposer so my mom went through my huge picture folder and found a few. Here I am smiling.




Also, I am now this!

My sweet, sweet Martha.

Martha tried to mail herself to me. I love her.

I'm going to walk around Como Lake now, and I'm going to think about Martha the whole time.

Sick Day!

Woo hoo! My mom's home sick today and she went into work for a few hours and came home because she feels all pukey and has a headache which is totally awesome because then I don't have to be alone forever.
So we're going to spend the day napping and chewing on bully sticks (Ike's mom: Ike will be chewing on bully sticks, I will be avoiding food).
Here's an old picture of what we will be doing all day.

Wally world.

So my mom just got home and there was a package here for me from Wally and Ethel - this adoption anniversary thing just keeps on giving - and I was really excited because Wally is like totally one of my best friends ever. And he totally knows what is my favorite and that is treats and not only did he send a bag of treats, but it was a bag of really stinky treats made from fish bits and also the forbidden fruit - bully sticks! You see, my mom thinks bully sticks are totally gross so she doesn't buy them but I've always wanted one and now I have 3 - well, 2 and a half! But now she realizes how busy they make me so she might buy some someday even though she thinks they are totally gross and I think they are totally awesome.

This is a picture of me trying to get into my package.


And this is a picture of me investigating the decadent odors emanating from said package.


And this is a picture of all the cool stuff Wally and Ethel gave me and Saffron is trying to get all up into my presents! I got a bag of Snackfish - like crab cakes only better, a bag of dried Pacific Whiting fish, a fish-skin roll-up, 3 - count 'em 3! bully sticks and a card and a thing that my mom blows on and a paper thing shoots out - I think that one is for my mom because I don't get it and she always likes things that I don't get.


And this is a picture of me chewing on bull penis - ha, Mom!


Edit: OMG - my mom just checked the bubble bag and there was a Wally magnet in there - the best ever!

! First Adoption Day !

Happy adoption day to me, me me me me me, me me me me me me, me me me me me meeee!
OMG! OMG! I got a shirt - that fits perfectly - from Boy and Baby and these delicious JerHigh chicken treats that I just can't get enough of - thank you Boy and Baby!!!! And my mom and dad got me these cookies that are like Oreos from Three Dog Bakery and chicken jerky treats and a hot dog squeaky toy and a giant Loofa dog and I think the JerHigh treats are my absolute favorite!
And here's a movie of me getting surprised by my party.


And these photos speak for themselves!


THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO WISHED ME A HAPPY ADOPTION DAY! LOOK HOW HAPPY YOU HAVE MADE ME!