Later dude!

So Tanner flew back to Arizona today (thanks AireRuby!) and the cats are finally starting to relax. I am catching up on some much needed sleep because he was constantly getting into trouble. My mom and dad are napping as well because they had a hard time keeping up with him. I don't know how Mr. Stains does it, I really don't know. Sorry, no pics - way too tired ...

Seriously.

Doofus weekend.

OMD! So AireRuby was right on time delivering Tanner because AireRuby is always on time because Ruby is the best pilot ever. I couldn't get a good short bus on such short notice, so I got this weird van hybrid thing with a smoky tailpipe.


And of course the first thing the Doof wanted to do was go to Mall of America and go on the rides because he could see the mall from the airport. And he was screaming and carrying on like a little boy and totally embarrassing me, so I made him do the big roller coaster alone.


Then after MOA, he said he was really super hungry even though he had three bags of cotton candy and a cup of Dippin Dots and two corn dogs and in the car he kept screaming "Culver's, Culver's" so we stopped there and he got the works including the frozen custard! I think I'll be sending him home with diarrhea!


Oh, and we had a snow storm last night and Tanner totally flipped and my mom has to carry him outside to a snow-free area to do his biz and he wears two sweaters and a parka. One more day!

The Tan Man!

So, Tanner is coming to spend the weekend with me because I told Joe I would watch him because he is a really good friend of mine and it had nothing to do with MangoMinster if that is what you are thinking. And I'm trying to figure out what we should do this weekend because it has been really cold again and I know Arizona dogs are wussies. Any suggestions?
I'm off to charter AireRuby - I hope she's available!
And this is Tanner. Oh crap - do you think it's too late to rent a short bus to pick him up from the airport?

I think it's gonna be a long weekend ...

Happy Valentine's Day!

I want to take a few minutes to talk about the most beautiful gal in the whole wide world, my wonderful, perfect, absolutely gorgeous wife, Martha. Martha and I met a couple years ago on DWB, and the second I saw her, I knew she was the one for me, I mean because just look at her, she's totally hot and smart and fast and tough too. We were married on November 1, 2007, and I forgot our first anniversary, but when we were married I gave her an awesome sparkly collar though, which sort of makes up for it, but not really. So anyway, I'm gonna post some old stuff, but it doesn't mean I don't care, it just means that I've been a little wrapped up in MangoMinster. I guess I'm still totally selfish. And here's an oldie about me.

MangoMinster.

So, tomorrow begins voting for reader's choice in the non-sporting group over at MangoMinster. I thought I would show a few photos of my fabulous physique and breed-standardness. I trust all my loyal and loving readers will vote for me - especially Lorenza and Wally throwing it right back at me, right?

And now, the lovely and talented, CHESTNUT'S FOLLY OF IKE ANDY'S LOOFAH DOG:

Fart Club.

Ok, so I know the first rule about Fart Club is to not talk about Fart Club, but I got my shirt from Murphy's site, and I'm just so excited! I'm even more excited than normal in this pic because my mom and dad were gone all day - like from 8am until 10pm which was totally uncool because I was alone in my kennel forever! (Ike's mom here: his grandma came over today to take him out and spent time with him - he is so dramatic!)
So here I am all excited in my Fart Club shirt.


And, I got a new collar earlier this week, and it's super cool and makes me look really tough like a rugged cowboy.


And remember when my mom was in California? She cheated on me. This is Lulu.

Eyelid pic.

Ok, so my mom only took early pics of the eyelid thing - sorry. So here it is, but it isn't much but it's making me sad as you can see in the pic. It's on my lower left lid.