My most beautifulest wife.

So my wife, Martha, sent me a gift package yesterday and there were beefy treats and a sausage and a really cool camo shirt that makes me look like a bad-ass thug and Martha has a matching one in pink. I love my wife!

What's happenin.

So, things around here have been pretty quiet. We had Thanksgiving and I ate a lot of turkey and stuffing and stuff like that and I only had a little bit of soft poop and lots and lots of toooooots!

My grandma's friend Cheryl is doing a lot better and will start coming off her respirator tomorrow - so keep those healing vibes coming because they're working!

I'm still basking in the glow of my Modern Dog fame and the psychic has helped me with my fear of people because yesterday, I sat on my auntie Kathryn's lap 3 times and I've never sat on anyone's lap before except for my mom or dad's and I wasn't even scared and she gave me lots of treats and it was kind of awesome. And we stayed out until 4 am so I've been super tired all day. My mom and dad think they are in their 20s again or something because 4 am is really late.

And we did Christmas card pictures today - ugh - this is how I feel about Christmas card pictures.

I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving and ate lots of good food and is finishing up their Christmas lists because Santa needs time to prepare!

Modern Dog.

So my mom e-mailed the dog psychic from Modern Dog Magazine to talk to me about some stuff going on and we got the new issue today and I was published! I highly recommend picking up an issue because I'm in it.
Here's the picture they used so you know what to look for.


And my mom didn't scan the article for this post because that's copyright infringement, and the article is by a psychic so she would totally know.
Edit: I think you can buy the magazine at Barnes and Noble if you want to get it and look at me published in a magazine!
And Ruby gave me this award because she's the best! And I want to award Martha and Peanut and GirlGirl.

Sunday, Sunday.

Just having a lazy Sunday with my mom and pops. I've been helping him nap.


Thanks everyone for the healing vibes for my grandma's friend, Cheryl. She is still in the hospital on a respirator and still critical, but she's stable and making minor improvements every day. So we still need more vibes sent her way. I think if they allowed dogs in the critical care ward, there wouldn't be anyone there because we would make them all better.

Grandma's BF.

My grandma's best friend, Cheryl, is in the hospital - she has septicemia (for all you non-medical doggies out there, that's bacteria in her blood.) She's the most critical patient in the hospital. My grandma is very scared. Cheryl needs lots of healing vibes, fast.

These are my healing vibes.

Death to Loofah.

I thought you might enjoy a little mayhem. I know I did.

Also, my friend Nate - you know the guy who I bit in the face - came over a few nights ago and I kind of think he's ok. And his wife Kristin came over and gave me lots of treats. If Nate has good taste in chicks, he probably has good taste in dogs and I probably shouldn't taste his face.

Disneyland!

So my friend Suki's birthday is tomorrow and we're going to Disneyland! I wish AireRuby was here right now!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUKI!!!!

Back home.

So we're home from the honeymoon which was awesome and what do I find but a sick mom which is also awesome because that means we get to spend the day together and catch up. But I do have to listen to all the annoying coughing and complaining. Whatever.
This is one of my favorite pics from the wedding because it has a bunch of my friends in it.


Sorry this post is so short - I have to get some sleep!

Honeymoon!

Hello all! I just wanted to give you a quick update on our honeymoon. We spent a couple of days in Paris after the wedding, but now we're back stateside staying at the Pink Dolphin because Joe and Tanner got us a weekend package and MY WIFE Martha just couldn't wait to be around more pink. Plus, there's dog poo all over the sidewalks in Paris and you just can't get anything done because you're sniffing all the time.
So here's a picture of us outside a cafe in Paris.



And here we are when we got to the Pink Dolphin and we totally have jet lag.


And this is us getting ready to take a nap and Martha brought treats which is awesome.

We're still waiting to get the rest of the wedding photos back, but they should be up soon!

The Big Wedding!!!!

It's finally here and I got some pics back already. Martha is gorgeous, as usual, and I am the luckiest guy in the world!

This is supposed to be a formal shot, but everyone was being silly because we're dogs and hamsterriers so it turned out way better!


And this is Joe and Tanner before the wedding having second thoughts about the pink. Thanks guys for bucking up and dealing with it - you are true friends.


Thanks to everyone who came to the wedding. I want to see all your pics so I can get a great big, huge group shot!!!!
Edit: if you have pics you want to send, please send them to emilyandian @ gmail.com (take out the spaces).