Ok, so when I walk outside, it's all ice because we had like one warm day a few days ago and a bunch of the snow melted but didn't have anywhere to go, so when it got super cold like it is now, it all turned to ice. So when I walk, I slip like Bambi and it's hard to lift my leg to pee so I've been squatting and I pee all over my front leg which my mom isn't too crazy about. Does anyone else have such bad weather that they urinate on themselves - sheesh, I can't wait to move!
And here are some pictures from Christmas:
This is a picture of me in my crown from a Christmas cracker.
And this is a picture of me wearing my new shades, bandanna and flight jacket that my friend Tom bought me. Thanks Tom!
And this is a really embarassing pic that my dad took of me falling asleep during a nail trim and my mom insisted on showing it because she wants everyone to see how good I am for nail trimmies. Whatever.
10 comments:
Ike!! I love the expression on your face in that last photo!! You had a ummm... ahhh... ehhhh... 'doofus-like' expression that is totally adorable!!
IKE!
All FAB photos of a FAB pup! I like your cool pilot outfit... complete with protruding tongue no less.
My girl wishes I was even half as good as you are for nail trims. I absolutely HATE for anyone to touch my paws. (I'm a little ticklish.)
Goober love,
STanley
Pee Ess
Are you really moving?
Mom wishes we'd fall asleep during our nail trimming sessions! In your dreams, mom!
Nice flight jacket and shades, Ike!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Judging by the last pic - it looks like there was also a little Vodka in your Christmas cracker !!
I pee on myself when the weather is totally fine! Don't even worry about it. You are still cool dude!
Hi, Ike!
Sounds like a very cold weather! Peeing on yourself does not sound fun!
How you can fall asleep while they cut your nails??
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Ike, you're so cute!
I am glad you have a new flight jacket because your jammies still aren't done! I cut them out, I was making them, then realized I had given the ribbing back to my friend April, who gave me some because my store has a lousy selection, and I cut out the ribbing for the neck and front legs but not the back legs, and then gave her the ribbing back, and then had to get it back again...ACK. So they're not done, which I guess is OK because clothes bore you and these won't even smell like a beef stick.
I wish you could be like those Japanese Chins and use indoor pee pads. You'd be a happier, and dryer, dude.
OMD I can't believe you let your mom trim your nails like that! I start breathing heavily and swallowing a lot. My dad got me a Pedi-Paws for Christmas. We'll see.
Poppy
Pee Ess: I use a litter box, so I don't have to deal with bad weather!
Ike, dude, it IS possible to pee like a girl and not pee on your front leggies for goodness sake. Just don't squat quite so much. Practice, practice, practice.
Ice sucks, by the way.
Slobbers,
Mango
Hey Ike,
I fall asleep during nail trims, too.
Love your new X-mas duds, but I must admit that I was a little distracted by the prominent view of your, um, manhood in the photo.
C-ya,
Murphy Dogg
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