Off the poop list.

So, I'm officially off the poop list with my mom because I've been a really good boy lately and I've really been trying so we'll see what today brings. I told Duncan about all the naughty kitties you all told me about and he said it's all a big conspiracy but he's a cat so he thinks everything is a conspiracy. Whatever.
I'm just really glad it's March because it's supposed to be "in like a lion and out like a lamb" and so far that's true and I'm tired of walking on ice because there is something really undignified about slipping while you pee. And I've pretty much been laying in the sun spot every day dreaming about summer and laying in the grass outside and roaching like Wally outside instead of on the rug.