Friday, June 22, 2007

27 Questions.

Wally did this and he is the coolest so I'm totally copying him.
1. Your age?
6 years

2. Your age when came to live with your people?
5 years

3. What color is the collar you’re wearing right now?
black with silver studs (because I'm a cool dude)

4. Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with?
Um, I don't really like anyone but my mom and dad.

5. How much do you weigh?
21 pounds

6. Most expensive thing you’ve ever chewed up?
a bookshelf (but it was from Ikea so they replaced the shelf for $8 - awesome!)

7. Do you like other Dogs?
not so much

8. Who is your best non-human friend?
Duncan - my black cat

9. Squeaky Toys or Tennis Balls?

10. Do you like to be brushed?
not necessary

11. Peanut Butter or Cheese?
cheese with peanut butter on it

12. Do your people cut your nails?

13. Any formal education?
basic training at Petsmart

14. Couch potato or Energizer Bunny?
couch potato

15. Five nicknames your people call you.
Ikenstein, Steiner, Silly McGuillicutty, Steinenheimer, Steiny

16. What is your best trick?
high five and roll over

17. Do you like kitties?

18. What did you have for breakfast?
Royal Canin Hypoallergenic and I licked my mom's cereal bowl and some bananna

19. Can you hunt (aka have you ever killed anything living)? If so, what?
a spider, maybe

20. When & why was the last time you went to the V.E.T.?
3 weeks ago - because my mom works there!

21. Where do you sleep at night?
between my mom's and dad's butts

22. Do you like to swim?
hell no

23. Can you make puppies?
used to be a professional puppy maker but now I'm retired

24. Your favorite place to visit?
my food dish

25. Do you give kisses?
tons of wet ones

26. Can you potty on command?
um, no - can you?

27. To Cuz or not to Cuz?
not to Cuz (contrary to my last photo)


Ruby Bleu said...

I just LOVE the name Ikenstein!!! Hey, Martha could be the Bride of Ikenstein - that would be a really cool halloweeny costume, don't you think??? That is so funny.

Oh and I agree...a great place to visit is a food bowl. You are so smart, I should have thought of that!!!

Lots of Licks,Ruby

wally said...

Ike--you flatter me! Oh man! I forgot about vacations in the fridge, in the food bowl, etc. YOu're a smart dude.


ps. Contrary to stupid sissy I don't really have a fat ass. I've lost 10 pounds since they adopted me and now I'm starving. Help! I do have one hell of a fluffy bottom, though.

Suki & Joey said...

Really? I can sleep with you, Ike? LOL! Don't worry, I won't tell Martha about that ;)

Puggy kisses

Martha said...

This is a great idea! And I *love* being the Bride of Ikenstein. bwahahah Love, Martha

Peanut said...

Oh man how many puppies did they make you father before you got to retire and live the good life?

Gwyn Valentine said...

Hi Ike,

Wow i would love to see your uber cool black collar with silver studs!


Duke said...

I love your answer on your favorite place to visit! Very smart Ike and very true!

Love ya lots,

Stanley said...


I found you through Ruby's blog and then noticed you're linked to almost everydog I know so far.

My girl and I loved the 411 post you did here - so much so that we went back and read everything you've written here.

Cool that you have found your home and are no longer a sex slave! Can't imagine what that was like for you. By the way, who did your banner & how did they do it? Very nice.

I'm linking you to my page so we can keep up on your scoop. (BTW, my girl was reading the post where you got your blue jeans while she was at work. Some folks had to pick her up off the floor - you were killin' her).

Your goober pal,

Lorenza said...

Hi, Ike.
Those are many things I didn't know about you.
Yes, your answer for your favorite place to visit is the best!
Have a good night

Jessica said...

We just love you nick names Ike. You are the coolest...

Love, Seadra and Zoe

Stanley said...

Hey, Ike.

My girl got the Wild Thing stuffie from this kid at a garage sale who thought he'd outgrown it (*AS IF*)! If she ever finds another one it's yours, man.

Tell your mama that she is a photo shop Da Vinci - love your banner!

Your goob bud,

Luckie Girl said...

Hiya Ike,
Oh wow, I didn't know you used to make puppies for a living! How many did you reckon you made before you retired? All your kids must be scattered around! COOL!!

Balboa said...

I love to visit my food bowl too, You are so smart to think of that!!!!

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