Mr. February

Guess who is Mr. February in the annual American Boston Terrier Rescue fundraiser calendar? Yep, you guessed it! Sorry the pic is so crappy - my mom is having camera difficulties. It's a steal at $13, and you also get to see little pics of little ol' me throughout. Oh yeah, and there are lots of other good looking BTs in there too. And it's for a good cause because without rescue, I would probably be dead.

Happy Thanksgiving, Everypup!

Worst Blogger in the World!

All I have to say is it's totes not my fault because my mom said she has been too busy lately but today, Auntie Kathryn and Uncle Ansel were flying in and they MISSED THEIR FLIGHT (WTF?) because they had some snoring, cell phone, PM not AM alarm clock debacle. Anyway, my mom is helping me blog because she suddenly has a whole day that she doesn't have planned to the minute.

Things that have happened since I last blogged:

1. We moved! Wha, you say? Yep, we got a bigger place that has two whole extra bedrooms which is totes cool and a fenced backyard which I have never had before and I'm having a bit of a hard time getting used to because I'm used to doing my business on walks on a leash, not on my own in the back yard and it gives my parents an excuse to do fewer walkies which is totes lame.

2. We switched cat litter. Lorraine has asthma, so we switched to Sweet Scoop litter which is wheat hulls and I've been breaking into the boxes because we don't have a basement now with a door and a hole cut in the wall. And wheat hulls are pretty much pure fiber so I have been taking multiple monster dumps which don't always make it outside which is totally pissing my grandma off. But at least I clean it up by myself, right? And another thing about fiber, it gives you the best farts!

3. Saffron has a new lump which my mom is worried about and has to get tested and she might have to have another surgery. Poor Saffron!

4. The rain has started again. I don't know if you know this, but it pretty much rains all winter here and I hate walking on wet grass because it's cold and wet which my mom thinks is contributing to my badness.

So that is pretty much what is going on around here and I haven't really been looking at other blogs either, so I don't even know what's going on with you. Sheesh! I need to up my game! I hope you all haven't forgotten about me. I think about you guys a lot!
Forgive me?

My Orange Cat.

So my kitty Saffron has cancer, but it's just a mast cell tumor and my mom had it removed so her tail is shaved, and she looks really dumb. I'm just calling out for some healing vibes for her because my mom told me to.
She looks funny in this picture.

Deception Pass.

So yesterday we totally went to Deception Pass and hiked forever which was awesome because I'm neglected and never get enough walkies, and then we went to a cafe and ate some Kobe beef and crab cakes which were totes good and then I slept for 40 billion hours because I was so tired.



EPIC DOOFUS FACE!

Totes busted!

I was pre-washing the dishes and totally got busted! Whoops!


And I have a new little friend named Fiona because my mom and dad and grandma are crazy cat people. At first she totes didn't like me, now she thinks I'm alright. We like to hang out in the window and catch some rays and some zzzzzzs.

She's kinda pretty, don't you think?

Pillow.

My grandma keeps putting a pillow on me, and I think she's trying to suffocate my butt. SBDs!!!!