Worst Blogger in the World!

All I have to say is it's totes not my fault because my mom said she has been too busy lately but today, Auntie Kathryn and Uncle Ansel were flying in and they MISSED THEIR FLIGHT (WTF?) because they had some snoring, cell phone, PM not AM alarm clock debacle. Anyway, my mom is helping me blog because she suddenly has a whole day that she doesn't have planned to the minute.

Things that have happened since I last blogged:

1. We moved! Wha, you say? Yep, we got a bigger place that has two whole extra bedrooms which is totes cool and a fenced backyard which I have never had before and I'm having a bit of a hard time getting used to because I'm used to doing my business on walks on a leash, not on my own in the back yard and it gives my parents an excuse to do fewer walkies which is totes lame.

2. We switched cat litter. Lorraine has asthma, so we switched to Sweet Scoop litter which is wheat hulls and I've been breaking into the boxes because we don't have a basement now with a door and a hole cut in the wall. And wheat hulls are pretty much pure fiber so I have been taking multiple monster dumps which don't always make it outside which is totally pissing my grandma off. But at least I clean it up by myself, right? And another thing about fiber, it gives you the best farts!

3. Saffron has a new lump which my mom is worried about and has to get tested and she might have to have another surgery. Poor Saffron!

4. The rain has started again. I don't know if you know this, but it pretty much rains all winter here and I hate walking on wet grass because it's cold and wet which my mom thinks is contributing to my badness.

So that is pretty much what is going on around here and I haven't really been looking at other blogs either, so I don't even know what's going on with you. Sheesh! I need to up my game! I hope you all haven't forgotten about me. I think about you guys a lot!
Forgive me?

My Orange Cat.

So my kitty Saffron has cancer, but it's just a mast cell tumor and my mom had it removed so her tail is shaved, and she looks really dumb. I'm just calling out for some healing vibes for her because my mom told me to.
She looks funny in this picture.

Deception Pass.

So yesterday we totally went to Deception Pass and hiked forever which was awesome because I'm neglected and never get enough walkies, and then we went to a cafe and ate some Kobe beef and crab cakes which were totes good and then I slept for 40 billion hours because I was so tired.



EPIC DOOFUS FACE!

Totes busted!

I was pre-washing the dishes and totally got busted! Whoops!


And I have a new little friend named Fiona because my mom and dad and grandma are crazy cat people. At first she totes didn't like me, now she thinks I'm alright. We like to hang out in the window and catch some rays and some zzzzzzs.

She's kinda pretty, don't you think?

Pillow.

My grandma keeps putting a pillow on me, and I think she's trying to suffocate my butt. SBDs!!!!

Bear Bear.

For once, I am without many words. RIP, Bear Bear, and may your murderer pay and pay and pay.
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Grumpy Old Dog.

Ok, so everyone knows summer is a super hard time to keep up on blogging because so much is going on like all the time. And a lot has changed since I last updated, like I have officially become a grumpy old a-hole. I'm becoming elderly not so gracefully, and I like to let people know it. Maybe Joe Stains and I should start a gang.
In other news, I didn't do a birthday post for my mom who turned 11 billion a few days ago. And my Minnesota gramps turned 15 zillion yesterday, and I didn't care about either birthday one bit - especially because my mom got chocolate cake which I am totally not allowed to eat which totally isn't fair.
I'm still working through my clearance dog food which is still giving me wretched farts which is pretty awesome biological warfare. I like the big couch, and I usually get it all to myself these days. Another thing that's pissing me off is I have an ear problem and it's not a normal ear infection, but a red lesion in my ear canal by my eardrum and my vet who is a cat doctor (sheesh!) thinks maybe a bug crawled down there and bit me because my house is full of spiders! You should have seen the size of the spider that Duncan caught and left in the kitchen which my dad picked up with paper towel because he thought it was dead but then it moved it's huge legs and tried to eat my mom's face!
And the biggest pissing off factor is living in the laundry room - a litter of kittens! that we are fostering for the humane society because they are too young and small to be adopterated and they are stealing all of my attention time and they hiss at me!
This is the grumpy face I've been making a lot lately.


Aren't they ugly?