So my mom and dad are preparing for vacation which is totally exciting because I love vacation, but then they explained to me that I CAN'T GO!!!! because they don't want to stick me in cargo because I'm 22lbs now and Hawaii doesn't have rabies but neither do I. And I guess there is tons of crazy paperwork and rabies titers and all that crap, so I have to stay home alone, all by myself, just me and the cats and the fish, fending for ourselves and starving to death. (Ike's mom here: his grandma will be here the whole time. She's retired and hangs out with him all day. If she goes shopping, he goes shopping. Drama.)
Ok, so my mom spilled the beans about my grandma being here, but get this - she doesn't let me sleep in her bed! I have this scrap of pillow on the hard cold floor where I curl up and try to keep warm. (Ike's mom here: he has a large pillow on a carpeted floor and his grandma put another pillow against the wall so he doesn't ever have to touch a cold wall.)
And the worst part is my mom and dad are meeting my Auntie Kat and Uncle Ansel who I haven't seen in ages and ages! All they talk about is Hawaii, this and Hawaii that and what are they gonna bring and what do they want to see without me. Sob.
Please take me with you!
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
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Ike! We're pretty much appalled because no one would look as awesome as you in a Hawaiian shirt getting lei'd. We feel for you, man. Free Ike!
Ike! I will vouch for you if you need to get a seat on the plane. Rabies... as if! On the other hand, except for the sleeping on the floor stuff, my guess is that grandma is going to totally spoil you.
Slobbers,
Mango
Dude, what a shame. Hawaii is soooooo cool. You can eat coconut and pineapple there until your tongue is swollen! Anywhoo, I GUESS your grandma being there will do. But seriously, you should sneak into bed with her.
Kitty and Coco
Ike you poor baby being left at home to fend for yourself on the cold floor with no pillow or food. Next we will hear you are tied outside to a tree while they sip piƱa coladas. We will call the authorities. BOL
Benny & Lily
PeeS.. Granny will spoil you
poor Ike. Maybe mom and dad need to make a flat Ike so you can sorta be with them in Hawaii!
Eh Ike, trust us you wouldn't like Hawaii. It's hot, humid and the bugs are big enough to carry you away..
xoxo
The Smushies
Keep it up Ike -
I'm pretty sure they'll believe woo will be missing them -
Don't furget to play it up fur Grandma too!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Jump into the suitcase before they close and lock the lid, Ike! You can do it, buddy! We want to hear all about your trip to Hawaii!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Oh-oh!
Not fair, right?
Buuuuut.... your grandma is going to be with you.... and sure she will give you everything you want.... and then.... everything is going to be ok!
Hmmm... I hope so!
Happy trip to all of them!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
So you have polished up that pathetic look on your face, expecting someone to say, "Oh poor you, I guess we will bring you along." But you can forget that if they have your grandma coming. You and your Grandma can watch Hawaii 50 re-runs and see how much crime there is BESIDES huge bugs. Go to the store and get a pineapple and some potato chips and just have a nice Ike and Granny time!
Kisses,
Stella
Come visit me while they are on vacation.
Awww poor dog...too bad for you...I guess since you were home alone and will be left with the cats and the fish, you will be in charge to them...Take care of them well..^_^
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Ike even if mom and dad are not taking you to Hawaii with them. We hope they brought back something special for you. Thanks for sharing. We hope they had a fun time on their vacation.
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