Sunday, January 24, 2010

This Is For You Contestants!

Ok, so in order for me to judge you fairly, I need everyone, and I mean everyone who entered or plans on entering the Bad Sport category in Mango Minster to do a posting about why you are such a bad sport - add a photo too because I'm very visually oriented. I am very, very disappointed with the turnout in the bribe department. I was offered a few bribes and there was a small amount of sucking up, but overall, the bad sportingness has been a real let down. Now I know you don't want to embarrass yourselves, but you want to win, right? Now get on your computers and tell me why you deserve to win this noble position! You have very small but dignified shoes to fill!
This is important - all entrants must leave a comment that they have done their post. I know one or two of you have already done your post, so please remind me if you have and I will go to your blog and re-read it before judging.
If you need an example of bad sportingness, this is a picture of me about to bark at Duncan for looking at me.


Dexter said...

Your wish is my command. It will be on the MM blog Monday morning.


Lorenza said...

Hi, Ike!
I hope the contestants will show to you how much they want to win!!
Kisses and hugs

koko said...

Hi handsome Ike,

My bad post is up over at my blog... just so you know, the offer of green papers is still open *wink*.

Licks, hero

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I hope your khount test ants give it up better than mine -

But then again, what was I REALLY expekhting from 'khat dogs'?

Khyra & Khousin Merdie

Two French Bulldogs said...

Bad sports? Are there really that many out there? BOL
Benny & Lily

kissa-bull said...

howdy ike
i just posted on my bloggy my entry for bad sport
and im not bribing you or anything but i have two gweat looking sisters that thinks you are most cuteness and would give you many smoochie kisses'
im just sayin

ScrapsofMe said...

Hmmm. Bonnie sent in a photo of me and there is one posted on her bloggie :

She did a rather un-flattering interview of me...not fair and balanced at my offer of a bribe consisting of herself is still standing.

Puffer the Ancient

Sophie Brador said...

I love that picture and mom says that maybe you want to come and live with us so that you don't have to worry about that cat trying to kill you in your sleep.


Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

I think you got my post for TaiChi already, but if I need to elaborate on the biting the missionary thing, I will. Oh. And when her Very Evil brother Billy was still alive, they got in a huge knock-down-drag-out fight, and when Dad was trying to separate him, TaiChi bit him through his hand. In the spot between the thumb and forefinger. And her teeth went All The Way Through. We've tried to get pictures of Dad's scars, but they've faded too much over time. As for bribes, do you like steak? I think Mom's got some in the fridge that could have your name all over it if you are interested. (And if you need to find TaiChi's bad dog post, just go to my bloggie and there is a link to it under the MangoMinster banner on the left paw side.)

*kissey face*

Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Oh, and TaiChi totally deserves to win because she has been a Bad Dog for a Very Long Time, and has taught generations of other dogs how to be sneaky and devious, while still being Queen. She is a role model for generations of Bad Dogs.

*kissey face*

Unknown said...

Hello, Ike. My first time here and I'm actually a Sporty Dog, so I can't even bribe you. I mean I can, but I won't. What's the point. Your photo today gripped me by my small insides (I'm a tiny Chi living with threeee katz) and I couldn't leave without saying so.
As for your post, I think you're asking for trouble and I can't wait! This is going to be hilarious.
Very pleased to meet you.

Dog Foster Mom said...

I can offer you fame and fortune and unlimited steak and chicken and peanut butter if I win! Of course, since I am a Bad Sport, that bribe may be a bit of an exaggeration - but you just won't know for sure unless you pick me!

My entry is on my blog:


Kelly said...

Hey Ike!
I just posted my bad sport entry on my blog! I think my resume' of badness is pretty impressive. Go check it out!!!

Pepper said...

Hey Ike. I posted Lightnings entry on my blog too. She says "all I can offer you as a *bribe* is a small black and grey puppy, it would make a fabulous stuffie if only I could get through the fence to stomp on it for you"
See, told you she was a bad sport.

doyle and mollie said...

your honor, i told my momma i just had to hang with the cool dudes so she unearthed this 'bad' wee fact about my otherwise unblemished character...

let the good times roll!!!

Unknown said...

Hello mr. Bad sport judge, my name is Faline, my you are looking very handsome today.
My dog brother has a whole freezer full of delicious* meats that I'm sure I could sneak out for you.
Anyway, I have got him to do a post on his blog about what a wonderful rabbit-dog I am. I hope you will come by and see it, since I am entered in the bad-sport category of Mango minster.
-Yours Sincerely, Faline.

Unknown said...

oops, I forgot the address, it's hard to type with such little paws.

Land of Lincoln Labbies said...

Hello Honorable Judge Ike,
Our Brother Bailey has entered the bad sport contest and we will be happy to tell you all about what a bad sport he can be! We will have our Bad Dog Post up very soon! Also, we're not sure what we could possibly bribe you with, but our Mom knows the treat making lady at the local farmer's market, so the sky is the limit! Have a great day!
Prince and Ruger Roo

Dutch the Pug said...

Hello Ike, This is my first time visiting your blog! I just entered in the Mango Minster Competition in the Bad Sport first I thought Mommie was crazy for entering me in this category, but then we started going over all of my transgressions, so here I am!

Joe Stains said...

We will get on this tonight, and will comment back. but wouldn't it be more of a bad sporty dog thing to tell you 'screw off I aint doin this?'


Two Pitties in the City said...

Hi Ike--
We posted our Bad Sport entry here:

Do you always make that expression when the cat looks at you? I think you and Miss M. could have a staring showdown.

Rascally Roscoe said...

Hello Ike. I hae submitted an entry for Rascally Dog! Or Bad Sporty as you call it. I wanted to know when my post is due on the web site. Do you need that today too?

Joe Stains said...

ok dude, my post is up.

doyle and mollie said...

ive been told i have to report on further bad sport evidence against me your honor...

koko said...

Hey there handsome Ike,

Hmmm... someone has been spamming your comment box... bad, bad, bad. Speaking of bad, my baddest self has also entered into the Dog Pile Contest representing the bad sport category since we're not represented. Hey, someone has to do the dirty work, right? Hope you like my entry here.

Licks, hero

Rascally Roscoe said...

My bad sport post is up for you honorable Judge Ike!

Land of Lincoln Labbies said...

Hi Judge Ike,

Bailey's Bad Dog Post is up on our blog at:

Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Ike,
Your expression in that pic is priceless!! Sorry about the bribing (or lack thereof!!)...

Deefor said...

I'm sure you'll be a great judge. Hope you get some yummy stuff for all your hard work.

Sue said...

Hi Ike,

Mom says you're a judge. When she took me to the other kind of dog show I did all my best moves for the judge and the silly human disqualified me. She wouldn't know a good dog if it attached itself to her fat ass.

Anyway Mom says to check out this post on our blog. It's one of her best because it's all about me

See you in the ring, Pal.