Merry X-mas Everypup!

So my dad designed this picture of me to have silk-screened on a sweatshirt for my mom. How cool is that?!? (He will take the x-mas part off.)

It's Christmas!

Hope your Christmas is worth roaching about!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!

My mom was totally too lazy to put me in an old card like she does every year, so she made this instead. Hrmph.

My Auntie Pup

So, my Auntie Pup Ruby is heading to heaven soon. She has something wrong with her blood, and it can't be fixed. She and I never really got along all that well, but I know some people who will really miss her - especially my Grandpa. So godspeed Pookie, Pearl's waiting for you!

This is Ruby as a wee baby.

And this is what she looks like today - she's looking for her long-lost BFF, Pearl.

Mr. February

Guess who is Mr. February in the annual American Boston Terrier Rescue fundraiser calendar? Yep, you guessed it! Sorry the pic is so crappy - my mom is having camera difficulties. It's a steal at $13, and you also get to see little pics of little ol' me throughout. Oh yeah, and there are lots of other good looking BTs in there too. And it's for a good cause because without rescue, I would probably be dead.

Happy Thanksgiving, Everypup!

Worst Blogger in the World!

All I have to say is it's totes not my fault because my mom said she has been too busy lately but today, Auntie Kathryn and Uncle Ansel were flying in and they MISSED THEIR FLIGHT (WTF?) because they had some snoring, cell phone, PM not AM alarm clock debacle. Anyway, my mom is helping me blog because she suddenly has a whole day that she doesn't have planned to the minute.

Things that have happened since I last blogged:

1. We moved! Wha, you say? Yep, we got a bigger place that has two whole extra bedrooms which is totes cool and a fenced backyard which I have never had before and I'm having a bit of a hard time getting used to because I'm used to doing my business on walks on a leash, not on my own in the back yard and it gives my parents an excuse to do fewer walkies which is totes lame.

2. We switched cat litter. Lorraine has asthma, so we switched to Sweet Scoop litter which is wheat hulls and I've been breaking into the boxes because we don't have a basement now with a door and a hole cut in the wall. And wheat hulls are pretty much pure fiber so I have been taking multiple monster dumps which don't always make it outside which is totally pissing my grandma off. But at least I clean it up by myself, right? And another thing about fiber, it gives you the best farts!

3. Saffron has a new lump which my mom is worried about and has to get tested and she might have to have another surgery. Poor Saffron!

4. The rain has started again. I don't know if you know this, but it pretty much rains all winter here and I hate walking on wet grass because it's cold and wet which my mom thinks is contributing to my badness.

So that is pretty much what is going on around here and I haven't really been looking at other blogs either, so I don't even know what's going on with you. Sheesh! I need to up my game! I hope you all haven't forgotten about me. I think about you guys a lot!
Forgive me?

My Orange Cat.

So my kitty Saffron has cancer, but it's just a mast cell tumor and my mom had it removed so her tail is shaved, and she looks really dumb. I'm just calling out for some healing vibes for her because my mom told me to.
She looks funny in this picture.

Deception Pass.

So yesterday we totally went to Deception Pass and hiked forever which was awesome because I'm neglected and never get enough walkies, and then we went to a cafe and ate some Kobe beef and crab cakes which were totes good and then I slept for 40 billion hours because I was so tired.



EPIC DOOFUS FACE!

Totes busted!

I was pre-washing the dishes and totally got busted! Whoops!


And I have a new little friend named Fiona because my mom and dad and grandma are crazy cat people. At first she totes didn't like me, now she thinks I'm alright. We like to hang out in the window and catch some rays and some zzzzzzs.

She's kinda pretty, don't you think?

Pillow.

My grandma keeps putting a pillow on me, and I think she's trying to suffocate my butt. SBDs!!!!

Bear Bear.

For once, I am without many words. RIP, Bear Bear, and may your murderer pay and pay and pay.
Tell your parents to join this group if they are on Facebook.

Grumpy Old Dog.

Ok, so everyone knows summer is a super hard time to keep up on blogging because so much is going on like all the time. And a lot has changed since I last updated, like I have officially become a grumpy old a-hole. I'm becoming elderly not so gracefully, and I like to let people know it. Maybe Joe Stains and I should start a gang.
In other news, I didn't do a birthday post for my mom who turned 11 billion a few days ago. And my Minnesota gramps turned 15 zillion yesterday, and I didn't care about either birthday one bit - especially because my mom got chocolate cake which I am totally not allowed to eat which totally isn't fair.
I'm still working through my clearance dog food which is still giving me wretched farts which is pretty awesome biological warfare. I like the big couch, and I usually get it all to myself these days. Another thing that's pissing me off is I have an ear problem and it's not a normal ear infection, but a red lesion in my ear canal by my eardrum and my vet who is a cat doctor (sheesh!) thinks maybe a bug crawled down there and bit me because my house is full of spiders! You should have seen the size of the spider that Duncan caught and left in the kitchen which my dad picked up with paper towel because he thought it was dead but then it moved it's huge legs and tried to eat my mom's face!
And the biggest pissing off factor is living in the laundry room - a litter of kittens! that we are fostering for the humane society because they are too young and small to be adopterated and they are stealing all of my attention time and they hiss at me!
This is the grumpy face I've been making a lot lately.


Aren't they ugly?

Adoption Anniversary!

OMD - so Maggie and Mitch just totally reminded my mom and dad that TODAY is my adoption anniversary! My parents suck! How could they forget about me! It's been four years!
They pretend to love me.

Vomithon!

Ok so today I totally earned a stain award - like 3 of them. My grandma took me for my daily ride and I was making lots of snorting noises - which I do - and then WHAH!!!!! BLAM!!!!!!PAZOW!!!! barf all over the seat and my grandma's purse and the floor. And the best part was, my mom left the basement door open and I sort of went down to the litter box and had a couple hundred snacks. So the car totally reeked and my grandma had to get gas because she wasn't sure she would make it home and the bestest best part was, my grandma almost barfed too!
But wait, there's more! Then my grandma had me locked in the laundry room in case I barfed again, which I totally did, and ruined two rugs. So my grandma threw the poo-vom rugs away and left me out there, totally alone with Odin. So I used my patented pee warfare and peed everywhere and Odin was all "waaaaaa, get me outta here!" And then the neighbor dogs started barking so I totally barked back as deep as my voice would go. Sorry I made your new car stink like crap-vomit Grandma!

And look at this picture of me - TOOOOT!

My Daddy!

So I want to tell you about the best daddy in the whole world: his name is Dad and he lives with me. He doesn't get as mad at me as my mom does when I accidentally go into the basement and poop on the floor, he always growls at me and chases me when I get super excited which is pretty much the best ever, and he loves me no matter what I do - even when I hotbox everyone with my car farts, sometimes I even think he's proud!
So everyone - give your dad huge wet kisses today!

Auntie and Uncle Visit!

Ok, so Auntie Kathryn and Uncle Ansel finally came to visit me last weekend, and we drove all over the place and went to the tide pools and then Vanpoover and Seattle and did tons of stuff! And there was this family at the tide pools that were oooohing and aaahhhhing all over me because they had never seen a real brown Boston terrier and they have a black one. There was all this sea life and sunshine and beautiful views, and all they did was look at me and talk about how handsome I am!

This is Auntie Kathryn and Uncle Ansel in case you forgot what they look like.

My mom kept playing with this function on her camera which made her take eleventybillion pictures of me and she was all - no Ike, stay, no Ike stay. Ugh, it was terrible.
And then she pulled my ear!

Here I am with my dad looking for that raccoon that I saw.

Here, my dad is all "let's go, enough with the pictures already!"

This is Vanpoover from a lookout at Stanley Park.

And then I met these funny kids when we were at Granville Island in Vanpoover and they kept saying eeeewww buttocks whenever they saw my butt! Ha!

Here's me and my mom.


High five for a pawesome weekend! I'll miss you Kathryn and Ansel - come live here!

Odin's Birthday!

Ok, so I don't know if you know this or not, but this white guy called Odin is pretty much my best friend, and it's his Sweet 16 Birthday!

And here are some pics of me because it's my blog, but Odin is in them too, and we are snuggling.

Oh Deer!

So I just saw this outside my window in my yard standing in my patio hole! (My dad is making me a patio.)

Email.

Ok, so my mom is trying to check my AdSense account and the dummy forgot to write down my gmail email address because she's a dummy and didn't just use the one I use for blogger so I totally can't login. So if anyone has emailed me at a gmail address with an email that is not the emilyandian one and is one that sounds like a personal Ike email, please leave me a comment. Stupid mom.

Dealership.

I went to the car dealership with my grandma today to help her get her car serviced and I accidentally had diarrhea all over the lobby. Whoops.
It's my mom's fault because she bought me clearance canned food! (Ike's mom here: I bought him clearance Innova. He's so dramatic!)

The Beach.

Ok, so my friend Nuala has been jumping all over my sh*t about blogging more and talking about what's been going on around here.
Here goes, hope you like it Nuala!

We have been going to the beach a lot and seeing a ton of these purple starfish.


And doing a lot of walkies which includes many, many banana slug sightings. My mom loves these things. I think they look like turds.

Pardon my mom's stupid looking face. Here she is with two GIANT banana slugs. They leave the stickiest slug slime ever - it's worse than rubber cement and even worse than the inch of slobber at the bottom of my water bowl!

And this was the best day of my life because I found a stinky, rotten dead crab and my mom let me chew on it for a sec for a photo op. Then I give her huge, decomposing shellfish kisses!