Thursday, December 20, 2007

Martha Luvs Ikes!

So I was having a really bad day because I was home with my sick dad and then I went out to pee and my dad was all like "oh, no! your pee is red, Ikenstein!" And I was like "so ..." So then my dad called my mom and I was rushed to the hospital which is ok because my mom works there and then they stuck a needle in my belly and they did x-rays because there was a lot of blood and the doctor was all "jeez, I hope there isn't a bladder stone!" And my mom was all "Oh, no!" so they did x-rays and there was no stone but there also wasn't a lot of pee because (this is really embarrassing) I was dribbling. So they cultured the drop they got and put me on antibiotics and pain killers and then I came home.
Ok - so that was the bad part of the day ... then I got home and had dinner like usual and the door buzzer buzzed and it was FedEx and there was a package for me and it was from my wife, Martha and it's the biggest treat I've ever seen let alone owned for myself and it says Martha Luvs Ikes and it has carob on it so it's like having chocolate without getting sick and there is also a bag of other treats and it's pretty much the best present I've ever gotten, like ever!
And now I'm feeling really guilty because I haven't found the perfect present for my wife even though I've been looking and my wife bought the perfect present for me!

And this is a picture of me finding out what's in the box.

And this is a picture of the best present in the world - just wait till you see how big it is!


And this is me kissing my wife.


Lorenza said...

Hi, Ike
Sure Martha loves you! She sent to you the biggest treat I've ever seen in my life!
Glad you don't have stones. I hope the meds make you get better. Let us know, ok?
Have a good night

PS I hope your dad is feeling better too!

Peanut said...

Oh we hope you feel better soon ike. That is a huge bone

Joe Stains said...

IKE DUDE seriously, I need to get married PRONTO if wives send you bones that gigantic!?!?! I am sorry about the red pee, I hope its better soon!

Ruby Bleu said...

Oh Ikes...I hope you get better...being sick over Christmas would be stinky (not the good kind of stinky either!)

That gift from Martha...WOW...that was pawsome!!!! She knows you so well. I'm sure you'll come up with something super for her!!!

Get well soon!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Girl Girl Hamster said...

That sure is a HUGE cookie. Your wife sure loves you alot.
Hope you get better soon

~ Girl girl

Duke said...

Holy moley! That's one big cookie! How sweet of Martha!
We hope the antibiotic pills fix you right up, Ike!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Mack said...

Hi Ike,
Wow - Martha must really love you! That thing is ginormous! So sorry that you had to go to the vet - but with those pantibiotics you will feel better in no time,

Clover said...

Ike, are you ok? I hope you are feeling better now and no more red pee.
I love your gigantic treat! You are a lucky guy to have such a great wife! I am sure you will find something equally great to send to her. I never worry about giving gifts "late" because it means you get to extend someone's holiday. Hehe.
Love Clover xo

Martha said...

OMD! I can't believe you are sick. I hope, hope, hope the antibiotics get you well soon. I am sending you lots of get well kisses.

And I am soooo glad you like your gifts. Don't worry about buying me anything - being married to such a handsome fellow is gift enough for me! Love, Martha

Jen and Suki said...

Red peepee is NO good! I hope you feel better soon. It's cool that your mom works at an animal hospital! My mom is seriously wondering about my doc after the spay surgery so if she has a recommendation, we'd love it!


Stanley said...

WooHoo, Ikes!

That Martha is SoOoOOOooo in love with her Ikes!

Bummer about the bladder thing. Hope you're feeling better pronto! You said your dad was sick, you didn't catch this dribbling thing from him, did ya?

Goober love,

Petra said...

At least you get the best care possible when you're sick since your mom works at the hospital. I hope you get well soon.

Lucky you to have a wife like Martha; she knew exactly what you needed!

Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Ike,
Sorry to hear about the 'bad' part of your day.. Did they find out what it was that caused it??
Oh my, that's a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge bone. Your wife is a sweet gal Ike!

wally said...

Your post made me say Holy SH&$#! TWICE! OK, first I hope your pee motor is not broken. Jeez how scary. But it must be nice that your mom is at the hospital so she can keep it quiet about you dripping.

But that bone is like the GREATEST THING EVER. Martha is one great wife! Ike and Martha 4EVA!


Jessica said...

Wow, that is the bestest present ever!! And it came at just the perfect time when you needed it most.

We hope you are continuing to feel better!!

Love, Seadra and Zoe

Ozzie, Rocky and Lola said...

We hope you aren't peeing red anymore Ike and that you are feeling much better. That wonderful treat from Martha should have done the trick!
Ozzie & Rocky

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Wow that is an awesome present. Louie and I would have had it gobbled up in minutes!! We don't have really good manners...

Ralph said...

Wow- that looks delish! What a way to brighten up your bad day. Hope you're feeling better soon buddy!


Sophie Brador said...

Wow! That almost makes me want to get married and give up this whole independent woman dog thing. That is the biggest cookie I've ever seen.

You are so lucky your mom works at the vet clinic. It sounds like we've both had a crappy time of it. My vet is my auntie. Not my real auntie, but my mom's friend kind of auntie, so that's almost as good.

I really hope you get better. Red pee sounds scary, athough kind of christmassy. If you could add some little gold and silver sparklies, it would be perfect.

Get better soon. I will if you will.


Par said...

Wow...that is jumbo big... sniff!

the many Bs said...

Hi Ike, well that's the biggest treat that we've ever seen. Martha is a wonderful wife, isn't she? you had better pick out the most prefect pressie for her.

now back to your pee pee problem. are you gonna be okay? have the doctors cured you? we don't want you to be sickie, okay?

happy woofers.

Myeo said...


You are such a lucky boy to have a sweet wife like Martha. She really knows how to brighten your day. WSe hopw it is nothing serious with you.

Merry Christmas to you and your family at home!

Boy n Baby

Jessica said...

Ike!! We saw all those pictures of you on lol bostons. You rock!!

Love, Seadra and Zoe