Pillow.

My grandma keeps putting a pillow on me, and I think she's trying to suffocate my butt. SBDs!!!!

Bear Bear.

For once, I am without many words. RIP, Bear Bear, and may your murderer pay and pay and pay.
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Grumpy Old Dog.

Ok, so everyone knows summer is a super hard time to keep up on blogging because so much is going on like all the time. And a lot has changed since I last updated, like I have officially become a grumpy old a-hole. I'm becoming elderly not so gracefully, and I like to let people know it. Maybe Joe Stains and I should start a gang.
In other news, I didn't do a birthday post for my mom who turned 11 billion a few days ago. And my Minnesota gramps turned 15 zillion yesterday, and I didn't care about either birthday one bit - especially because my mom got chocolate cake which I am totally not allowed to eat which totally isn't fair.
I'm still working through my clearance dog food which is still giving me wretched farts which is pretty awesome biological warfare. I like the big couch, and I usually get it all to myself these days. Another thing that's pissing me off is I have an ear problem and it's not a normal ear infection, but a red lesion in my ear canal by my eardrum and my vet who is a cat doctor (sheesh!) thinks maybe a bug crawled down there and bit me because my house is full of spiders! You should have seen the size of the spider that Duncan caught and left in the kitchen which my dad picked up with paper towel because he thought it was dead but then it moved it's huge legs and tried to eat my mom's face!
And the biggest pissing off factor is living in the laundry room - a litter of kittens! that we are fostering for the humane society because they are too young and small to be adopterated and they are stealing all of my attention time and they hiss at me!
This is the grumpy face I've been making a lot lately.


Aren't they ugly?

Adoption Anniversary!

OMD - so Maggie and Mitch just totally reminded my mom and dad that TODAY is my adoption anniversary! My parents suck! How could they forget about me! It's been four years!
They pretend to love me.

Vomithon!

Ok so today I totally earned a stain award - like 3 of them. My grandma took me for my daily ride and I was making lots of snorting noises - which I do - and then WHAH!!!!! BLAM!!!!!!PAZOW!!!! barf all over the seat and my grandma's purse and the floor. And the best part was, my mom left the basement door open and I sort of went down to the litter box and had a couple hundred snacks. So the car totally reeked and my grandma had to get gas because she wasn't sure she would make it home and the bestest best part was, my grandma almost barfed too!
But wait, there's more! Then my grandma had me locked in the laundry room in case I barfed again, which I totally did, and ruined two rugs. So my grandma threw the poo-vom rugs away and left me out there, totally alone with Odin. So I used my patented pee warfare and peed everywhere and Odin was all "waaaaaa, get me outta here!" And then the neighbor dogs started barking so I totally barked back as deep as my voice would go. Sorry I made your new car stink like crap-vomit Grandma!

And look at this picture of me - TOOOOT!

My Daddy!

So I want to tell you about the best daddy in the whole world: his name is Dad and he lives with me. He doesn't get as mad at me as my mom does when I accidentally go into the basement and poop on the floor, he always growls at me and chases me when I get super excited which is pretty much the best ever, and he loves me no matter what I do - even when I hotbox everyone with my car farts, sometimes I even think he's proud!
So everyone - give your dad huge wet kisses today!

Auntie and Uncle Visit!

Ok, so Auntie Kathryn and Uncle Ansel finally came to visit me last weekend, and we drove all over the place and went to the tide pools and then Vanpoover and Seattle and did tons of stuff! And there was this family at the tide pools that were oooohing and aaahhhhing all over me because they had never seen a real brown Boston terrier and they have a black one. There was all this sea life and sunshine and beautiful views, and all they did was look at me and talk about how handsome I am!

This is Auntie Kathryn and Uncle Ansel in case you forgot what they look like.

My mom kept playing with this function on her camera which made her take eleventybillion pictures of me and she was all - no Ike, stay, no Ike stay. Ugh, it was terrible.
And then she pulled my ear!

Here I am with my dad looking for that raccoon that I saw.

Here, my dad is all "let's go, enough with the pictures already!"

This is Vanpoover from a lookout at Stanley Park.

And then I met these funny kids when we were at Granville Island in Vanpoover and they kept saying eeeewww buttocks whenever they saw my butt! Ha!

Here's me and my mom.


High five for a pawesome weekend! I'll miss you Kathryn and Ansel - come live here!