Vomithon!

Ok so today I totally earned a stain award - like 3 of them. My grandma took me for my daily ride and I was making lots of snorting noises - which I do - and then WHAH!!!!! BLAM!!!!!!PAZOW!!!! barf all over the seat and my grandma's purse and the floor. And the best part was, my mom left the basement door open and I sort of went down to the litter box and had a couple hundred snacks. So the car totally reeked and my grandma had to get gas because she wasn't sure she would make it home and the bestest best part was, my grandma almost barfed too!
But wait, there's more! Then my grandma had me locked in the laundry room in case I barfed again, which I totally did, and ruined two rugs. So my grandma threw the poo-vom rugs away and left me out there, totally alone with Odin. So I used my patented pee warfare and peed everywhere and Odin was all "waaaaaa, get me outta here!" And then the neighbor dogs started barking so I totally barked back as deep as my voice would go. Sorry I made your new car stink like crap-vomit Grandma!

And look at this picture of me - TOOOOT!

My Daddy!

So I want to tell you about the best daddy in the whole world: his name is Dad and he lives with me. He doesn't get as mad at me as my mom does when I accidentally go into the basement and poop on the floor, he always growls at me and chases me when I get super excited which is pretty much the best ever, and he loves me no matter what I do - even when I hotbox everyone with my car farts, sometimes I even think he's proud!
So everyone - give your dad huge wet kisses today!

Auntie and Uncle Visit!

Ok, so Auntie Kathryn and Uncle Ansel finally came to visit me last weekend, and we drove all over the place and went to the tide pools and then Vanpoover and Seattle and did tons of stuff! And there was this family at the tide pools that were oooohing and aaahhhhing all over me because they had never seen a real brown Boston terrier and they have a black one. There was all this sea life and sunshine and beautiful views, and all they did was look at me and talk about how handsome I am!

This is Auntie Kathryn and Uncle Ansel in case you forgot what they look like.

My mom kept playing with this function on her camera which made her take eleventybillion pictures of me and she was all - no Ike, stay, no Ike stay. Ugh, it was terrible.
And then she pulled my ear!

Here I am with my dad looking for that raccoon that I saw.

Here, my dad is all "let's go, enough with the pictures already!"

This is Vanpoover from a lookout at Stanley Park.

And then I met these funny kids when we were at Granville Island in Vanpoover and they kept saying eeeewww buttocks whenever they saw my butt! Ha!

Here's me and my mom.


High five for a pawesome weekend! I'll miss you Kathryn and Ansel - come live here!

Odin's Birthday!

Ok, so I don't know if you know this or not, but this white guy called Odin is pretty much my best friend, and it's his Sweet 16 Birthday!

And here are some pics of me because it's my blog, but Odin is in them too, and we are snuggling.