Wally did this and he is the coolest so I'm totally copying him.
1. Your age?
2. Your age when came to live with your people?
3. What color is the collar you’re wearing right now?
black with silver studs (because I'm a cool dude)
4. Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with?
Um, I don't really like anyone but my mom and dad.
5. How much do you weigh?
6. Most expensive thing you’ve ever chewed up?
a bookshelf (but it was from Ikea so they replaced the shelf for $8 - awesome!)
7. Do you like other Dogs?
not so much
8. Who is your best non-human friend?
Duncan - my black cat
9. Squeaky Toys or Tennis Balls?
10. Do you like to be brushed?
11. Peanut Butter or Cheese?
cheese with peanut butter on it
12. Do your people cut your nails?
13. Any formal education?
basic training at Petsmart
14. Couch potato or Energizer Bunny?
15. Five nicknames your people call you.
Ikenstein, Steiner, Silly McGuillicutty, Steinenheimer, Steiny
16. What is your best trick?
high five and roll over
17. Do you like kitties?
18. What did you have for breakfast?
Royal Canin Hypoallergenic and I licked my mom's cereal bowl and some bananna
19. Can you hunt (aka have you ever killed anything living)? If so, what?
a spider, maybe
20. When & why was the last time you went to the V.E.T.?
3 weeks ago - because my mom works there!
21. Where do you sleep at night?
between my mom's and dad's butts
22. Do you like to swim?
23. Can you make puppies?
used to be a professional puppy maker but now I'm retired
24. Your favorite place to visit?
my food dish
25. Do you give kisses?
tons of wet ones
26. Can you potty on command?
um, no - can you?
27. To Cuz or not to Cuz?
not to Cuz (contrary to my last photo)