Sunday, May 10, 2009

To All You Mother Lovers.

So I was laying in bed next to my mom, NOT farting in her face (you know, because it's Mother's Day) thinking about how great she is. I mean, yesterday she was feeding me the fat from ribs from Big Daddy's BBQ in St. Paul. The day before that she took me to work so that we could walk around the lake together while she was at lunch, even though that morning she was awakened by what was one of the foulest stenches I could muster. What do you expect? It was time for breakfast and my kisses didn't get her out of bed. I had to resort to other measures.

I know all of your moms are great for you, but for me, my mom is the best mom I could have ever dreamt of. She is beautiful, and funny, and so smart and clever and she puts up with me, the cats, and even my dad.

So best wishes and congratulations to you all for your mamas, but from me and the cats, "Cheers!" to mine. She is the greatest and I hate to have to say it, but sorry suckers! She's mine.

Happy Mother's Day, Mom!









Here is a picture of her all beautiful and sweet on the coast of Orcas Island. Even the grass bends to be closer to her.


12 comments:

Lorenza said...

HI, Ike!
Yes, your mom is beautiful and so special!
Happy Mother's Day to her!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

What an emotional and fragrant post!

Happy Mother's Day to your special one!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Molly the Airedale said...

Happy mother's day to your mom, Ike! Enjoy this special day with her!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Joe Stains said...

Happy Mother's Day to your Mom!!!

Joe Stains said...

P.S you big kiss up ;)

Dexter said...

Your mom looks like she might be meditating in that picture. Is she a deep thinker?

I tried to let my mom sleep in today, but stupid pee-wee woke her up early anyway.

I actually don't see any problem with waking up to the sweet smell of dog regardless of which end the smell came from.

Slobbers,
Mango

Huskee and Hershey said...

Happy MOther's Day to Ike's Mommy!!!

Mack said...

What a beautiful tribute Ike!

And I think it is so great you didn't fart in her face today.

Mason Dixie said...

What a nice tribute to your mom, and very nice of you not to fart in her face today. =)

Ruby Bleu said...

OK, so I just got your the title of your post...hee hee hee!

Michele

Peanut said...

Did you get lots of treats for that post?

wally said...

Aw Ike. I'm leakin' here. (Also you're making me look bad because all I got my ma ape was a poop explosion. Outside, at least).

wally t.