Saturday, May 16, 2009

Musical Toilets.

Ok, so you know how my mom flushed a pumice stone and then my dad got it unstuck and then he broke the toilet tank and then my mom had to get a new one and that one was not the right size and now the bathroom door won't shut? Well, it turns out the toilet that fits is a really weird size because this building is old and so ordering one is super expensive so my mom went to the Reuse Center and bought a used one which I think sounds great, but my mom thinks is disgusting. And she spent her Saturday evening outside with a scrub bucket, rubber gloves and the hose cleaning up a gross toilet that will fit in the bathroom and I think she is being really eco-friendly and is awesome to bring some cool new smells into the house.
But the really neat thing is when she went to the Reuse Center, she found some Art Deco light fixtures for kinda cheap that she and my gramps are gonna sell on eBay because my gramps is an antiques dealer so my mom knows what she is looking at because it's kinda in her blood and they might make like a thousand dollars or something. So, breaking a toilet can be very profitable but I'm not saying everyone should go home and break their toilets, ok? This is all pretty un-exciting to me, but it's kinda the only thing going on so I thought I would blog about it. I've pretty much just been laying on the couch farting for the last week and NOT GETTING ENOUGH WALKIES!

And this is a super old picture, but I want to remind Martha how hot I am so she will start blogging more. It's censored because it's puppy season and I don't want anyone to see anything that might make them a) jealous or b) shocked.

15 comments:

Lorenza said...

Hi, Ike!
Interesting things happen in your bathroom!
When my mom's house was built, they had to break the wall to install the toilet because it was not enough space for the tank!
Enjoy your farting time!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Mack said...

I bet your mom removed all the great smells with all that scrubbing. I don't understand humans sometimes.

Maggie and Mitch said...

We're going to tell our mom about this! The hoomans have to hold down on the handle to get our toilet to flush so a new/used one could be in our future too! Thanks for the tip, Ike!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Joe Stains said...

Mom goes to antique stores EVERY weeekend because she is currently obsessed with vintage pyrex. Maybe I should break some of her pyrex then she will go and find something super good to sell on ebay??? hm maybe not.

Mango said...

Sounds like maybe you have a science project going on in the wet room. Momma says a used toilet is yucky and your mom is brave to clean it up.

Slobbers,
Mango

Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Ike,
We/ our mom is so inspired that we are planning to break our toilet tonight so that we can earn some money! Wish us luck...
LOL!! The pic is hilarious... you are looking handsome as always (though our mom says she misses your cute tongue action) and that is one cool outfit!

Mason Dixie said...

Lot of things going on in that bathroom of yours. he he. love the last pic so nice of you to censor it for the young pups out there. =)

Randi said...

Awww Ike...toilet troubles & that semi nudie pic of you....what a post!

love & licks,
Randi

wally said...

Whew! I'm totally jelly of your lovely lounging pho-to. That's pretty cool that your mom knows about antiques and stuff (my mom IS an antique) and I hope she makes a million dollars so she can buy you all the snacks you deserve.

wally t.

Dozer and Coop said...

Mum almost wet her pants because she was laughing so hard at your post and picture. Go figure.

Love, Dozer, Dottie and Cooper

Murphy Dogg said...

Hey Ike,
I wish our bathroom was HALF as exciting as yours! Nothing cool ever happens in our bathroom. Maybe I could drop something in the toilet? A pumice stone, you say?
C-ya,
Murphy Dogg

Tee said...

Ohhhh, how exciting. We never knew breaking the toilet could open up such grand new experiences!

We only hear flushing sounds from ours and are not allowed - for fear of making a mess ...

Licks and Wags

Tuffy and the Dog Woods Pack

Poppy said...

OMD! Holy crap, Ike! My mommy laughed so hard when she saw your overalls picture!!!

Poppy

Lola Smiles said...

wow! quite the sexy pose! ;0

and that toilet story is pretty darn funny!

Heather and Pumpkin said...

Ooooh I love your picture!

xoxo
Pumpkin