I also like to rip some ass under the covers in bed, so when my parents turn over, it foofs out like a wretched death cloud. Yeah, I know I am laying under there smelling it too, but I eat my own poop, so smelling my own farts is nothing, right?
Are all of you super farters too, or is it just us smoosh faced dogs, because my mom works with dogs at the clinic and she said the bulldogs are the worst, with Frenchies, Bostons and pugs coming in a close second.
And here is a picture of me and my dad, and it looks like I'm sleeping, but I'm really farting.
17 comments:
Hi, Ike!
I don't fart too often... or not that I notice it!
I remember one time when all my family were in the living room and all of them ran away! It was their fault. They gave me some of their food!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Ike!
Even before you told me that you were farting in the photo, I already knew it, man.
Yes! I'm quite prodigious with my farts, having copious amounts of methane in my bowels just waiting to burst forth. And of course, my girl thinks it's hil-Aireous!
I try to strategically time my farts so Stella or the cat get blamed, but my girl's onto my game.
Goob love,
Stanley
You are cracking mom up, bigtime, Ike!
I, Miss Maggie, am I lady! I NEVER fart - and I'd never tell even if I did! hehehehe
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Hey Ike,
We are very much alike in the farting department. I bust ass all day and all night, it doesn't matter what I've eaten or anything, I fart up a storm. Sometimes they don't smell, but when they do, look out! My butt can clear a room faster than bad karaoke.
I think we should form our own Fart Club.
C-ya,
Murphy Dogg
I am so jealous Ike. I very rarely toot. It is my sissy Lilly that is the expert farter. And mom doesn't really get mad at her cause she says it's cause her bowels are so old!
We're fartin' fools too! We loved your post!
Dozer, Dottie and Cooper
I think you would get along with my brother in the smelly farts department. Mojo's are silent but DEADLY and mine are noisy but not really smelly. I think half of Mojo's giant chunky mass is trapped gas in his puggy body.
My Mommy calls me the Toot Monster! Yeah! I get that from my birth Daddy!(who was a pug!)BOL! My Mommy says you have earned the nickname Toot Monster as well! Congrats!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle
They say us smoosh faces excel at the farting because we take in so much air when we eat. Farting is the BEST, seriously?!
Our Angel Scarlett (smooshed face Shih Tzu) was the queen of "fart and run" in our house. I think the loudness of them scared her :-)
Shelly & Tommy
Oh Ike. You are such a boy with all that farting. I don't fart very often. I'm not even sure what farting is, but mom says when I turn quickly to look at my back end, that's because I farted. But my back end just always looks like it's just there doing nothing, so I don't get it.
xo
SB
P.S. I fixed up Joe's heart and he's okay. Little Buddy is only 1 and he thought I was his mama .... I think.
You and me both. I love to fart, but I prefer the silent but deadly type.
Slobbers,
Mango
Yo Ike! If my farts make noise it SCARES me. But then I'm a sensitive dude.
I just saw on the news that it is like 200 degrees below zero in Mini-Apples. Maybe you should warm it up with your farts! HEAT WAVE.
wally t.
HA HA HA HA IKE!!! I do the samething at my house!!!! I think it is a BT thing! We are super farters!
Aggie
Well you didn't mention boxers but let me tell you I fart all the time and most of them are awful. Well mom says they are awful. I think they are great.
Hi Ike,
Hmmmm.. honestly according to my humans I don't fart very often. Heehee... I love the pic!! Did you pull that face in your sleep because you smelled your fart?
Oh my goodness. I make sure to save my farts for night time, when my humans are home and on the sofa together. Then I leap in between them and set off an air-born cloud so thick and muggy my folks threaten that they will need to move out of our apartment.
Stanislaw is my name and baking air biscuits is my game!
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