So, I don't know if you know this about me, but I loooove to fart. I sit next to my mom and dad on the couch and all I hear it squeak or poot or reeeet or the SBD psssshhhh and then an explosion of "OMG Ike, that is terrible, I think I'm gonna barf!" and they laugh and laugh and laugh because farts are super funny so that makes me a really funny guy. I just lay there like nothing happened, but inside, I'm laughing.
I also like to rip some ass under the covers in bed, so when my parents turn over, it foofs out like a wretched death cloud. Yeah, I know I am laying under there smelling it too, but I eat my own poop, so smelling my own farts is nothing, right?
Are all of you super farters too, or is it just us smoosh faced dogs, because my mom works with dogs at the clinic and she said the bulldogs are the worst, with Frenchies, Bostons and pugs coming in a close second.
And here is a picture of me and my dad, and it looks like I'm sleeping, but I'm really farting.