Ok, so today started off really bad because I had to go to work with my mom because she was looking at me yesterday and saw a weird reflection in one of my eyes and then she took a flashlight to it and there was this white hazy thing that looks like a cocoon so she was all 'OMG, I hope it's not a tumor!" So then she took me to the vet and they put this stuff in my eyes to make my pupils all huge and everything was wicked bright and then they took really bright lights and looked in my eyes and were like 'that's weird - never seen that before' and then grabbed another doc and they were like 'that's weird - never seen that before' so anyway they did some research and came to the conclusion that I have really atypical cataracts forming (there's a small one in my other eye) and that we are going to watch it closely in case they are wrong and it's maybe an infection on my lens which they totally don't think it is and now my mom said she needs to start saving money in case I need to have my lenses replaced some day.
Now on to the 'turned awesome' part of the day. We got home and my mom got the mail and in it was a package from
Stanley with a BPHT (bull pizzle hunting tool) and instructions on how to use it. I will let the pics speak for themselves! You have to read the instructions because they are so funny!
(If you click on it, it will get big!)
And this is a picture of me wearing the BPHT. My mom didn't fix the red eye so you could see how dilated my eyes still are!
(If you click on it, it will get big!)
And this is a picture of me wearing the BPHT. My mom didn't fix the red eye so you could see how dilated my eyes still are!
24 comments:
Oh Oh Oh that is great now we all know how to get bull pizzle though I will have to find a BPHT
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...that Stanley is a hoot!!!! What an adventure you are going to have hunting for bull pizzle!!!
So I'm sorry about your eye...does it hurt? I know all that poking didn't help, but your Momma's smart so she'll take good care of you.
Feel better! Lots of Licks, Ruby
Dear Ike's Mom...yes, I might have been flirting with BT a little. I have finally come to terms that Ike and Martha are forever and I need to move on. I have a bit of a crush on Stanley, but I'm keeping my options open since I'm still young. Oh and my Mom said YES, she's seen the A&E pride and prejudice and LOVED it. Whatever!
omdog mom is laughing so hard you looked like a satanic COW!! lol
Woh.. how come you have red eyes??
~ girl girl
Poor Ike! Your eyes are making me hurt! I hope you're better today!
Stanley is one funny dude!
Love ya lots,
Maggie
Ohmydog! Those eyes, THOSE EYES! The bulls will be so scared NOW!
I can't wait to go bull pizzle hunting!
wally.
P.S. I'm glad your eyes do not have two mores. I have cataracts too. I always tell my ma ape "NOOOO! No cats in my eyes!" but she says its different. I've lost a little bit of my vision but I can still be a great pizzle hunter, I swear!
wally.
Ike!
Whoa! Ike! I have never seen a bull pizzle hunter in their full regalia. You look great, man! The pizzle will be flying at you in no time. When's your first hunt?
Goober love,
Stanley
OMG...I must get my self a pair of those BPHTs! Simply divine!
Sherman wanted me to tell you that a Moo Tube is Cow treachea (they sure don't waste any part of those cows now do they?). And they are deeeeeelicious!
Lola
Hi, Ike.
I love that picture of you wearing your BPHT even with your red eyes!
I hope it doesn't hurt much!
Have a nice day
Lorenza
OH NO, I hope your're eyes don't hurt.
I'd love to see you covered in bullpizzle, maybe when your eyes are better.
Frenchie Snorts
Balboa
OH NO, I hope your're eyes don't hurt.
I'd love to see you covered in bullpizzle, maybe when your eyes are better.
Frenchie Snorts
Balboa
WOOOO! I got my BPHT! However, mine does not fit around my WAIST. We will have to hunt together--i can be the front end of the cow and you can be the back end. Tee hee.
wally.
Oh Ike, I couldn't stop looking at your erm..funky pants. I hope some cow doesn't try to come over and give you some loving. LOL~
We're sorry you have eye gunk, that stinks. We know your Mom would take a second mortgage out to make sure you're ok though. :)
That BPHT is hot.
Dot-Spot
keke... Stanley is a great guy! u gonna score big time with the BPHT!
hope your eyes r feeling better...
Nice pants Ike!~
Why is it that so many dogs have bionic eyes but not me!
Those looks like laser eyes to me!
Love,
Reina
Aaaw Ike, You look so sad in that last photo. Laugh baby, laugh! At least you'll always have Stanley.
Ike--
I say we go to Nebraska! We could visit my granny and she will feed us havarti cheese to keep us strong while we hunt.
wally.
Ike, your eyes are so beautiful! That shade of red really suits you!
Stanley is very funny. My mom is kind of not liking the bully sticks since she found out from your mom what they really are. I like them because they are tasty, but she has the money - oh well.
What's this about Pride & Prejudice? Before I came along, my mom was going to get a little Yorkie and his name was going to be Mr Darcy!!!!
♥ Saidie
Ike
I wead the instwuctions fwom Stanley, and fell on the floor laughing..you look gweat in those showts, but I'm not suwe a bull will weally be fooled..hope your eyes get better...I just read about Joey's eyes..what's going on..it's like the evil eye thing..howwible
smoochie kisses
Asta
Aw, Ike, that stinks that you had to get your eye pokeded so much. I hope everything turns out OK.
That Bull Pizzle hunting tool is HILARIOUS! That Stanley...so funny :)
Puggy kisses
Suki
Hahahahahaha!!!
ROFL... Haaahahaa...
Stanley is a great pal for sharing those steps with you. Let us know how you get on..
Oh and soeey to hear abt ur eye though. Hope that it's nothing too serious.
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