So I'm sure you're like "OMG Ike, what happened to your leg???" Well, I'll tell you what happened - my mom is a FREAK! So I've had this tiny lump in my skin for a month or so and it grew a tiny bit and my mom brought me to work yesterday and showed the doctor and then the doctor said we could just take it off that day. Nice.
So now it's another super perfect spring day and I have two stitches in my leg and I can't lick them or chew on them or strain them in any way and now we have to wait to see what the lab says and if it's something bad, they have to cut a bigger hole just to be sure which they didn't do yesterday because of not wanting to have to keep me under for a long time because I get really goofy afterward. Whatever.
And this is a picture of my stupid stitches.
PS - I am posting this a few hours later: my mom bought me Frosty Paws and I feel a lot better.