Sunday, February 4, 2007

In case we get stranded.


So, it's been super, duper cold out and today, it's 3:43pm and I haven't even peed yet. I went out and pooped and then I started to cry because I was so cold I thought my wiener was going to freeze off so I didn't pee. It's -4 degrees, but with the wind chill, it's -24 degrees so that means your skin freezes in like 15 minutes or something and I don't want to look like one of those stray cats that doesn't have ear tips because they froze off.
And tonight it's going to get down to -15 degrees without the chilly wind so I am not going out to pee and I don't care what anyone says because I don't want to die. My mom and dad are talking about moving and I think that's a really good idea because I don't want them to die either.
And another thing, the cold weather advisory people said that people should keep a winter survival kit in their cars so if the car breaks down they will have stuff to keep them from freezing their ears off. I am going to make my survival kit now because we are going to my grandma's house and if we get stranded I will need my blanket, boots, at least one jacket and one sweater, a scarf, a couple of chewies in case we are stranded for a long time, a heating pad and lots of food because I will need to get fatter. I want to take the couch too and the moving pictures box so we have something to do, but my mom said we can't.
And this is a picture of me getting ready to go out.

3 comments:

Myeo said...

Hey Ike, you look so cute being wrapped up like that. Btw, when is you adoption or barkday of you mom knows?

Love
Boy n Baby

Emily and Ike said...

My adoption was June of last year. Barkday is unknown :( so we will celebrate my adoption.

Joe Stains said...

IKE, you have to come to Arizona, it was 75 here today!!