Monday, June 27, 2011

Barf-o-rama!

Ok, so today my grandma was doing laundry, and the pantry door was kind of open so I opened it the rest of the way and found all the containers of cat food and dog food. And I sort of chased the containers all over the floor until my kibble container opened and I totally ate a ton of it until my belly was bulging. And my mom got home for lunch and I jumped on the couch and burped in her face and then my grandma spilled the beans to her! I pretty much ate about 3 cups of kibble which is like a few days worth for me so I had to go work with my mom where they made me eat hydrogen peroxide. Then I barfed all over the floor which was pretty awesome, especially because there were strawberry tops in it which looked like huge blood clots! Then I had to sit in the cage for a few hours while my grandma went to Costco because she didn't want me barfing in her car again. So I barfed in my cage - a cat cage! - and no one saw it so I ate it. So, if you ever get into the pantry and eat tons of food, don't get caught!

This is a picture of my fatness - I sort of had a waist still, but it's gone now!

8 comments:

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

So, this means woo won't get food fur the week or so?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Maggie and Mitch said...

We bet all that food tasted good going down! Feel better, Ike!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Mango said...

Three cups of kibbles? Are you kidding? Sorry about the barf, but leftovers aren't bad either.

Slobbers,
Mango

Mack said...

Why don't our peeps understand that barf is just recycled food in it's most loveliest form!???
And my mom really appreciates any advice you can give her on my wonky eye! It has healed some but not 100%. And she is using Atropoop. It does heal the pain, but wears off TOO SOON! Mom was reading it was made from Bella Donna (Mom used to have a Rottie named Bella Donna!) and she is super worried I'm gonna get it in my mouth or something. We go back to the vet AGAIN today to get it checked. Also mom wanted me to tell you we are also using BPN ointment too.

See ya!
-Mack

Peppy Sheppys said...

Barfapalooza! Ahhhh! And then your recycled it! Nice going Ike.

Sheps w/Pep, Otis (aka, the barf vacuum) & Edgrr.

brooke said...

HAHAAHAHAHAH!
3 cups of kibble is almost 2/3 of Darwin's daily food! That's impressive that you could even fit 3 cups worth of food in you at once!

Peanut said...

3 cups of kibble last you how long? I hate the peroxide thing. Mom's been known to use it on me when I eat something I'm not supposed to. Barf is good and yummy.

Mack said...

Hey guys!
Mom took me to an eye specialist and he put me on round-the clock eye drops! Plus pain meds too. Mom thinks I'm getting better, but she really doesn't know anything.
THANK YOU for your sweet momma's advice, cause we really appreciate and value it!!