Sunday, August 1, 2010

Grumpy Old Dog.

Ok, so everyone knows summer is a super hard time to keep up on blogging because so much is going on like all the time. And a lot has changed since I last updated, like I have officially become a grumpy old a-hole. I'm becoming elderly not so gracefully, and I like to let people know it. Maybe Joe Stains and I should start a gang.
In other news, I didn't do a birthday post for my mom who turned 11 billion a few days ago. And my Minnesota gramps turned 15 zillion yesterday, and I didn't care about either birthday one bit - especially because my mom got chocolate cake which I am totally not allowed to eat which totally isn't fair.
I'm still working through my clearance dog food which is still giving me wretched farts which is pretty awesome biological warfare. I like the big couch, and I usually get it all to myself these days. Another thing that's pissing me off is I have an ear problem and it's not a normal ear infection, but a red lesion in my ear canal by my eardrum and my vet who is a cat doctor (sheesh!) thinks maybe a bug crawled down there and bit me because my house is full of spiders! You should have seen the size of the spider that Duncan caught and left in the kitchen which my dad picked up with paper towel because he thought it was dead but then it moved it's huge legs and tried to eat my mom's face!
And the biggest pissing off factor is living in the laundry room - a litter of kittens! that we are fostering for the humane society because they are too young and small to be adopterated and they are stealing all of my attention time and they hiss at me!
This is the grumpy face I've been making a lot lately.


Aren't they ugly?






9 comments:

Mack said...

Mom thinks the kats are kinda cute - the nerve. Is that one dude trying to be a model for Playtom or what?

Mango said...

That one kitten looks ready for penthouse magazine. Sheesh, what a little slut.

Ike, dude, I totally feel for you. Man, you just don't get a break. Like your mom is getting ancient. What if she just disintigrates? Who will take care of you then?

And what is up with the spiders? I think my momma would have moved out of the house the minute she saw one of those evil attack spiders. And it bit inside your head?

This is too much. You wanna come here for a while? We can have stinky fart contests.

Slobbers,
Mango

Benny and Lily said...

Well welcome back..no wonder you are busy with those zillion year old peoples. Cute pictures!!
Benny & Lily

Lorenza said...

Haaa!
Ike! You sure sounds grumpy!
Lots of things have been happening in your house!
I don't want to tell you this but my mom thinks all those kitties are adorable!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Maybe they need to post this Wednesday -

After all, it's Whitney's Whikhked Whednesday with cheesekhake and bakhon fur all -

They are soooooo tasty looking - I khan't decided which one is furst -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Do woo know what your mom thought woo would get her fur her birthday???

Heather and Pumpkin said...

Those kittens are pretty cute. I think Menace would be annoyed by them interrupting his nap time though. Sure is nice if your family to help them out.

xoxo
Pumpkin

Maggie and Mitch said...

We hope your ear feels better soon, Ike! Spiders are yucky!
Those kitties are sorta cute.

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Peanut said...

Hopefully your ear is feeling better. I would be an a hole with all that crap going on also. Oh and if the cats are still there want me to come up and eat them? I bet they would fit in my mouth nicely

Peppy Sheppys said...

Ike,

This is most alarming. Do we need to come and liberate you from the kitties? We're used to grumpy old men since Wally was one. Otis is an old man but more of a happy go lucky kind of one. He farts a lot, too, so together you two could probably clear the state or something.

Sheps w/Pep and Otis

P.S. Have you tried farting on the cats?