Ok so today I totally earned a stain award - like 3 of them. My grandma took me for my daily ride and I was making lots of snorting noises - which I do - and then WHAH!!!!! BLAM!!!!!!PAZOW!!!! barf all over the seat and my grandma's purse and the floor. And the best part was, my mom left the basement door open and I sort of went down to the litter box and had a couple hundred snacks. So the car totally reeked and my grandma had to get gas because she wasn't sure she would make it home and the bestest best part was, my grandma almost barfed too!
But wait, there's more! Then my grandma had me locked in the laundry room in case I barfed again, which I totally did, and ruined two rugs. So my grandma threw the poo-vom rugs away and left me out there, totally alone with Odin. So I used my patented pee warfare and peed everywhere and Odin was all "waaaaaa, get me outta here!" And then the neighbor dogs started barking so I totally barked back as deep as my voice would go. Sorry I made your new car stink like crap-vomit Grandma!
And look at this picture of me - TOOOOT!