And this pic shows how big my brain is from thinking really hard.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
The bribes and sucking up abound!
So the bad sports are really sucking up to me for Mango Minster, which is pretty pawesome! I just want everydog who enters to know that the most integrity sacrificing, low-down, unbecoming bribe is really going to earn a lot of points for this category. I've been offered pizza delivery, money and many other things, but none of the ladies have come through with anything lascivious - keep it to yourself TaiChi, I'm not into cougars! So come on ladies and gents - show me what bad sports you truly are! When it comes closer to judging, it would be helpful if all entrants would do a post about what a bad sport you actually are - exaggerating and outright lying will obviously be tolerated if not encouraged.
And this pic shows how big my brain is from thinking really hard.
And this pic shows how big my brain is from thinking really hard.
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18 comments:
Good lukhk Mr Judge!
I hope after the judging has khonkhluded woo share your treasures with us!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Hi handsome,
Your thinking self looks sexy... this is not a suck up but a butt kiss... BOL. Let the games begin, I say!
Bad boy, hero
Hi, Ike!
I know you are going to have a hard time judging the contestants!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
You mean that no one has offered you ice cream for an entire year yet, Ike?! hummmm
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Ike! You are a most corrupt and bad sport judge. I expected nothing less.
Slobbers,
Mango
Ike! You are TOO cute. I totally forgot about Mangominster, I hope I'm not too late... off to visit Mango!
xo
Yes, I think it would really help if count test ants would post about how they most exemplify their category. That would make it much easier for us judges. It is most taxing on the brain for sure.
I think I need to step it up a notch. What if I paint Tanner to look like you???
I hope mom keeps Paris in her cage after this post!
well hello there
this is the brinkster here from the houston pittie pack and wanted to come over and say howdy ,
we saw you over and mangos bloggy and thought about coming to offer you some peanut butter since im in the bad sports category but only because im especially chunky for my breed hence the peanute butter offering , its my favorite
well maybe we can be furryends
wiggles
brinks
TaiChi is willing to offer up Fiona, if you are interested in the athletic type. (And no, she has no qualms with pimping out her younger sister...) Of course, if you aren't interested in the goldendoodle-gal thing, then maybe we could tempt you with Frosty Paws?
-TaiChi's Mom, who believes that bribery is just a business expense! :-)
Oh man, I bet you are going to rake in the good stuff as judge. I wish I hadn't been so busy cuz I would have made a great Bad Sport. I chased off two potential brudders, one a puppy, one that I bit in the face.
You must be thinking really hard. My ma ape is trying to get some work done so I'm going to tell her to make that face.
wally t.
Well this is certainly a revolting developement. Hootie is already entered in the terrier catagory so even though he farrrrr outshines the others in poor sportsmanship,another will have to take the prize! I could enter, but really dear Ike,if you knew me you'd know such a title would be ludicrous.
Smmoches,
BabyRocketDog
Hm. I was going to enter in the workiong dog category because I like to work, but I can also be a pretty bad sport.
Must go meditate on this.
Biggie-Z
psssstt...shhhhh...this is Puff the Ancient...you can have my sister Bonnie....she's realllllly a hottie....but you have to take her to you place...heck...I don't even have to win, just take her, please....shhhhh....keep it on the down low...if she hears me, she'll kill me.
shhhh...Puff
I'll send you a cat. ;)
Why, HELLO Ike! So lovely to hear from you. You are sooo handsome, smart, and totally cool.
I am thinking reallllly hard about just how shamelessly I can suck up to you and/or bribe you. I am not afraid to stoop to VERY low levels!
xoxo
Pearl
I don't know if Mom linked earlier, but here is TaiChi's "Bad Sport" post. Mom also wants to add that TaiChi actually got hauled off to the clink several years ago for being involved in an 'incident' in which an unwanted Mormon Missionary showed up on the doorstep and was attacked by TaiChi, and her Very Evil (but sweet) brother Billy (who, alas, is no longer with us, which is just as well, because he would likely win, hands down....) So hopefully prison time and a 'record' with Animal Control will help add to her 'Bad Sport' resume. (Here's the link, BTW: http://lizski.blogspot.com/2010/01/mangominster-2010-entry-2.html ) And yes, I think you are quite cute!
*kissey face*
-Fiona
PeeEss - too bad 'anonymous' hasn't entered - it sounds like a bribe he's offering. Or a scam. Or something! ;-)
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