Thursday, July 2, 2009

Screwed!

Ok, so you know how it's my adoption anniversary, well my parents decided to celebrate it this weekend! WTF, OMG! My mom says it's because she didn't get home from work until after 7 and my dad has been lazy since getting home, but that is no excuse. I expected balloons and cake and super walkies and all that stuff. They say that it will be more fun this weekend because there will be more people and treats and stuff, but I think this is just a screw job, seriously.
And the eye doc said my eye is infected, but if we do one of my meds 10,396 times a day it will get better pretty quickly. Whatever.
Don't forget to vote for the photo contest below! I'm gonna go chew up a shoe and pee on the couch and maybe I'll crap and eat it and barf on my mom's pillow.
How could they deny this face? I'm pretty sure they have no hearts.

27 comments:

Snowball said...

Happy Adoption Day, Ike!

I am sure your mom will prepare more pawsome stuff for you when she celebrate your big day for you over the weekend cos that will give her more time to prepare them.

Just continue to give her you best pitiful eyes. That will make her get extra goodies for you when she go shopping for your big day.

Luv
Snowball

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Happy Adoption Day! Be patient with your humans - they always seem to be "Busy With Stuff", but I'm sure they will treat you like a prince on the weekend!

*kissey face*
-Fiona

Stanley said...

Happy Gotcha Day, man!

Like I said before, your peeps are lucky to have you. Do you think they have ANY idea who they're actually dealing with here? We'll raise a glass to you tonight in GooberStan. I'm thinking that your celebration this weekend better be FREAKIN' WICKED! Otherwise, there WILL be hell to pay.

Goober love & adoption day smooches,
Stanley

Tank said...

I agree Ike... you're getting screwed big time. Having said that, I think you may have some anger management issues that you might want to work on. No one here knows my birthday or remembers my adoption day... but I've got a pretty good life so I don't complain. Sorry about the eye thing - hope it gets better soon. Chill out and please don't barf on anyone's pillow. That's just never called for.

Jackson and Patrick said...

Those are some foul things you are talking about doing but Happy Adoption Day!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Happy Gotcha Day!

I wonder if they had any idea what they were getting into?!?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

chicamom85 said...

Happy Adoption Day. Try to be happy and maybe you will get even more stuff if they feel guilty.
I hope so anyway.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Mango said...

Man, Ike, you need to get a break, huh? Infected eyeball and no love on your adoption day? What, are they thinking of trading up or something?

Don't worry, pal, we're here for you.

Slobbers,
Mango

Lorenza said...

Happy Adoption Day, Ike!
I am sure you are going to have a pawesome celebration this weekend!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Checkers said...

Happy Gotcha Day - I'm sorry your hoomans screwed up - but hey - they do that sometimes! I bet they will make it up to you over the weekend!

Lacy said...

w00fs Ike, its just not fair, butttt mayb, they gonna haff a yummie cookout and feed u good this weekend..

b safe,
~rocky~

Sophie Brador said...

Oh man Ike. How can you stand it. My mom is pretty bad too. She is always having me poked and prodded and having blood stolen from me and all kinds of things. Jeepers! I would try that whole eat the poop and puke on the pillow thing except that I find poop kind of gross.

Happy Adoption Day anyway. It could be worse. You could have humans who didn't love you at all.

xoxo
SB

Maggie and Mitch said...

Happy gotcha day, Ike! Your mom will need an extra day to prepare all the fun stuff she has planned for you! Go with it! It'll be worth it! Don't forget to tell us all about it, okay?
Our paws are still crossed for your eyes to get all better soon!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Mack said...

Happy Gotcha Day Ikeman!

I bet your parents are busy with party preparations. I just know it's gonna be awesome!

Stella said...

Ike Ike Ike!

Happy Gotcha Day, buddy! I happen to think that your mama & dad love the stink out of you, so of course you're going to have a fabulicious blowout of a party ~ even if it IS a little later than you'd like!

Wish I could be there to celebrate with you, man!

Goobery love & tiny kisses,
STella Bean Latifah

Heather and Pumpkin said...

Happy gotcha day Ike!

xoxo
Pumpkin

C.l.o.v.e.r. said...

Hi Ike!
Oh no, I can't believe this injustice! I hope your weekend celebration more than makes up for it!!
xo

Melissa and Emmitt said...

happy adoption day ike! we are off to vote!
xoxox
m & e

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Happy Adoption Day Ike. Maybe they will remember and bring you all kinds of cake and ice cream..
Wow we never thought we would make the top 5.. thanks for sponsoring the contest...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Joe Stains said...

Happy Adoption day, but yes you did get screwed. Why couldn't they do Ike-apalooza and celebrate all week and the weekend????

cg said...

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Hoover said...

Hey Ike,

I hope the worthless humans show you some love. It is the anniversary of the day you make their life worth living after all!

BTW I like the way you think. You and Me together could go on a world tour of destruction!

Hoover BPD (Battery Powered Dog)

Bijou said...

Hi Ike,

Try to look at it this way. Instead of having just one day to celebrate, you are gonna have the whole weekend.

Hope your eye gets better soon. Obviously you are not feeling well and it's making you kinda grouchy.

Wags & wiggles,
Bijou

Peanut said...

What the hell man? That is not right. How could they do that to you? I think I need to come bite them in the butt for that.

Nevis said...

Happy Adoption Day, Ike! :)

Lenny said...

Happy adoption day, Ike! I hope you get twice as much fun, attention, and presents because of the delay. You deserve that!
Thanks for having the fun photo contest!

Your friend, Lenny

Deefor said...

I hope they feel guilty and make you day really fun. My humans don't remember the day I got adopted!!! Have a great weekend.

Deefor

p.s. Arrow's eye is infected too. I hope you didn't catch it from out blog.