Monday, August 18, 2008

Ike! Don't eat that!

So, I've started this little habit of eating crap off the floor - cat hair, bits of paper and other things my mom is too lazy to pick up, and my parents are always yelling at me! But I think you gotta try it to see if you like it, right?
But this whole thing reminds my dad of his favorite blog The Sneeze - scroll down to the Steve Don't Eat It for a barrel of belly laughs.
And here is a pic of me eating crap off the ground.

26 comments:

Blog Stalker said...

Way too funny!

Joe Stains said...

People pay hundreds of dollars for a vacuum when we could help out for so much less. I don't understand at all.

Asta said...

Ike
Idon't undewstand why hoomans don't appweciate all ouw helpful ways
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Maggie and Mitch said...

Mom calls Mitch the doggie garbage can sometimes! He'll eat anything!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Peanut said...

you think your parents would appreciate you cleaning up the stuff they don't want to.

Mack said...

That bloggy was hilarious!
The potted meat looked like chocolate ice cream. Gross!

Ruby Bleu said...

I do that too and am constantly yelled at. I just don't get it. I starting to think my name is RubyDropIt!

Lots of Licks, Ruby (aka RubyDropIt)

Sophie Brador said...

Anything on the ground is fair game, in my opinion. One day, mom is going to drop a plate of spaghetti and a pound or two of bacon ... hoping hoping hoping.

xo
SB

Eduardo said...

I totally understand! I try everything! I'm always eating stuff off the floor!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Lorenza said...

Hi, Ike!
I do the same but only inside my house! The kitchen is the best place to get something!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

tadpole said...

Ohmydog - I LOVE to eat CrapOffTheGround! And I always get yelled at too!

Murphy Dogg said...

Hey Ike,
I'm fairly selective about the crap I eat off the floor, but my fat-ass sis Trudy eats anything. She'll even go around licking the carpet on the off chance she'll pick something up. Mama calls her the Little Carpet Muncher and laughs like crazy ... I'm not sure why.
C-ya,
Murphy Dogg

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

Well, some one or some dog had to get rid of the crap.

Love
Boy n Baby

Lola Smiles said...

i'm a pro at ground crumbs. bring them on!

Deefor said...

I'll eat anything I can find. Summer in Denver is like an all you can eat buffet. Thank you litter bugs and homeless folks.

Deefor

Huskee Boy said...

Hey Ike,
You'd better stop eating stuff off the ground cos it might give u a tummy upset! Maybe you can try telling your mom that you are just helping her on the housework.. Hehehe..

Mango said...

I'll bet you are on a starvation diet like me and need to get calories where you can. There are plenty of good things on the floor to eat.

Slobbers,
Mango

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Haa haa.. You're just trying to help keep the place clean right Ike?

~ Girl girl

Suki Sumo said...

Ground crap tastes best: Lint, hair, dust, cigarette butts and ESPECIALLY wood chips and sticks.

wally said...

Dude! I do that but only indoors. My stupid brudder, on the other hand, encounters the world via his tongue. He lick EVERYTHING. Sometimes he just drags his tongue along the ground when we walk (um, in the grass--no sidewalk, yet).

wally t.

Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

hey,

you have been nominated for Photo of the Month over at the Bone Zone - head on over and cast your vote :)

love

opy

Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

Isn't that what it's there for?
Ozzie & Rocky

Clover said...

Haha Ike - that sounds just like me!! I love eating stuff of the floor, things I find in the yard, wherever! Have you tried running away with the scrap in your mouth, hiding under the coffee table and basically making your parents crazy by being impossible to catch? That part is fun too.
Love Clover xo

wally said...

Ike! You figured it out! Way to go!

wally t.

wally said...

P.S. Ike--do you need me to send you some high-fiber foods. You know, in preparation for the week after next? Also, what gives you dire-rear (but without stomach pain)?

Petra said...

My favorite thing to eat off the floor is bugs, and I can find some every time I go to my basement. Yum!