I don't know if you guys know this, but my mom doesn't really treat me like a dog and she pretty much treats me like a baby but today, I got to be a canine and I was pretty much a wolf. My mom made beef stew and she gave me the roast bone - you know the round kind with all the gooey marrow in the middle, and it was awesome. I made short work of it even though I only have a couple of top molars because they got all rotten when I lived at the puppy factory.
And you'll never believe what happened. Spike sent me a thank you card and a gift card for Target. My mom and dad said it's not for me, but I don't believe them. And Spike's mom is really awesome and thankful and said that I saved his life.
Just so you guys know - that's me, not a wolf, eating that bone.