Tuesday, September 11, 2007

I'm Back... and with a quickness!


As the world slumbers...

As its guard is dropped in a false sense of security...

There is one who stalks the night, giving credence to the phrase "cat-like reflexes."

His name is Black Duncan...

and he in one with the night.

He is I.

I is.. I mean, I am...

Black Duncan.

And I am here to interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you the inside story. The one that no Dog - especially a little brown one whose tongue is always sticking out like half-cooked bacon - wants you to see.

Prepare yourself for the shame - the embarrassment - the horror!

What follows is a renegade transmission from under the bed, I mean the Underground, where darkness resides and grows stronger each minute.

This video seems to be the awesome training video of a well-oiled Ninja machine, but the viewer quickly becomes silent witness to the bumbling mimicry of your beloved Ike.

I apologize for having to release this video and shatter the image you have of the "dog" you thought you knew. But the darkness could no longer conceal this shameful beast for the cat-wannabe he really is.

Without further ade.. adue... ad.. er.. waiting any longer...

Here is...

The Feather Wrangler
in stunning low-def.

There is no sound because I didn't want to shame him further with his screams of "Kee-yah," and "Ka-pow!"

His brown "ninja star" got so much camera time, it's a good thing we don't yet have the technology for smell-o-vision.

I would have gotten more footage, but he noticed the camera rolling and shut it off.
His middle name should be "ant-catch-a-stupid-feather-toy"

Now THIS is what mad Ninja Skilz look like!


Black Duncan Out!

25 comments:

Joe Stains said...

oh geez Duncan I must defend Ike and say that he was probably well aware the camera was rolling and uh knew this would make for a fun video.

man, that was the best I could do, Ike what were you THINKING???

Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

Oh my! We got dizzy just watching...

Ozzie & Rocky

Stanley said...

Ike,

You play like a Kitty!! No shame in that. It means you're multicultural, man.

Love that last look at the camera before it stops rolling.

Goob love,
Stanley

Pee Ess,
Duncan, I wonder what dirt Ike might have on YOU!

Luckie Girl said...

LOL!!No matter what, I think it looks fun. :P

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

Err Ike, did just ate cat's food?

Love
Boy n Baby

Seadra & Zoe said...

Duncan....we think that Ike just thought it was a bird flying around the house and he was doing the manly dog thing and trying to kill it to protect his territory. Right Ike? Tell us you weren't really playing with that cat toy!!

Love, Seadra and Zoe

Ruby Bleu said...

hmmm....Ike...a closeted...cat? That just can't be. That was some other brown Boston who was visiting...yeah, that's it...it was an Ike-poster!

Whew...I was worried there. Duncan, you need to try and keep your Bostons straight, ok?

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Sophie Brador said...

Clearly, Ike plays a more intellectual game than one with lithe body movements. But you know, sometimes us dogs have to appease the apes with these silly games of jump at the feather.

Ike, tell you mom the camera is a Nikon D40 DSLR. It's not exactly pocket size, so a pain on dog walks, but it does take a nice photo.

Randi said...

Oh my dog! That kitty is FIERCE! I like how you come in, watch for a second & then walk right back out..camera shy? You are so cute Ike! Do you ever get to walk around Como Lake in St. Paul? I used to live on the lake...it was pawsome..so many smells & smelly butts....those were the days..
Love & Licks,
Randi

Ferndoggle said...

Duncan - Hi Ya! You may be just a kitty, but those are some mad ninja skillz. Every kitty needs skillz...nunchuck skillz, bowhunting skillz, computer hacking skillz.

Sherman

Randi said...

Hi Ike! I moved BACK to San Diego in Dec. of 2005....we lived in St.Paul for about 2 years...my mom is from MN - born & breed on a farm...the farm is wonderful! But now I'm a bikini beach babe on the beaches of San Diego..
You are so cute!
Love & Licks,
Randi

Lorenza said...

Duncan, it is obvious that Ike was just joking! Besides, a toy is a toy no matter if it is for cats or dogs!
Have a nice day
Lorenza

Martha said...

Ikes, I think it looks like fun! Love, Martha

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Woh.. Ike, you're pretty agile there. And you have a ninja cat in your home??

~Girl girl

Balboa & Mommy said...

I think this makes Ike even cooler that he can play with cat toys better than cats!

So there Duncan! poo poo to you,

Frenchie SNorts
Balboa

wally said...

Ike! Help! I'm scared!

wally.

Eddie N Peaches said...

Ike! Oh my! Have you gone over to the dark side? Ike! Come Baaaack!

Peanut said...

Duncan,
Your ninja skills are to be admired. I will try and raise mine to that level

Raven (the cat who has to live with Flash and Peanut)

PreciOus said...

Hi Ike!

Wow! I must say you play the toy better than Duncan! Ok ok, I'm bias towards cat. *Giggle*

Pee.s: I saw your nomination and I think your blog deserve to win the featured blog award too!

Snuggle,
Precious

Tadpole said...

Dunc my man, this will come back to bite you in the *something-I'm-not-allowed-to-say*

Scrappy and Pebbles said...

Eeeek you frightened me lol Fabulous post just loved it.

Also letting you know my blog link has changed click on my pic and it will take you to the new URL ...

Tail wags
Scrappy

Ume said...

Seadra & Zoe were rite... u juz tot dat it was a bird dat u reali needed to kill!

Waylon & Willie - the Boston Terrier brothers said...

We think it was role playing

Randi said...

Hi again, Ike! I left something for you on my blog!
Love & Licks,
Randi

Ari_1965 said...

When does the orange cat get to play?