My Daddy!

So I want to tell you about the best daddy in the whole world: his name is Dad and he lives with me. He doesn't get as mad at me as my mom does when I accidentally go into the basement and poop on the floor, he always growls at me and chases me when I get super excited which is pretty much the best ever, and he loves me no matter what I do - even when I hotbox everyone with my car farts, sometimes I even think he's proud!
So everyone - give your dad huge wet kisses today!