Now, there hasn't been a lot going on here - just some f-ing snow and freezing rain! And my mom hasn't been giving me any walkies - like none! It's total BS and I can't wait for my grandma to come home so I can start getting some exercise. Martha will totes be ashamed of me as a husband if she sees how tubby I've gotten.
And last night I was getting all geared up for night-time snackies and then my mom takes my collar off and plunks me in the tub.
And I found out that my grandma isn't going to be back from Austin for Christmas so, like, what am I going to eat?
So here I am after my bath and my mom is trying to make amends. And I'm all, whatevs lady.
So I laid down with Odi who is pretty much my only friend because he would never give me a bath.
And here, I'm just looking like a playa.
My mom is making me mention that she won a $250 gift certificate to fetchdog.com and she bought a bunch of stuff for me yesterday. Whatevs.
Baseball?
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Gift?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Charge ones I bet!
holy cow $250 is a LOT. I sure hope she didn't spend it all on doggy shampoo.
ReplyDeleteWow! $250 will buy you a lot of fun stuff!
ReplyDeleteWe're glad that you have Odi to snuggle with, Ike!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Yuh, she owes you, dude. Sounds like some serious neglect there. Why doesn't she take you out the door where there is no snow? I always check all the exits myself just to make sure there isn't one where the sun is secretly shining.
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Mango
Ike Hefner!
ReplyDeleteI bet you are totally gonna bank at Christmas with all that loot your mom won!
P(ee)S: Maybe you get get Odi to bathe you next time? I hear cats are good at that kinda stuff and come with a built in tongue-scrubber.
That first picture of you is adorable!
ReplyDeleteOh and you should be happy your mom won a gift certificate to a toy place. It means you get new toys!!!
Jackal
WHOA! How did she win $250 that is a SWEET deal! PS you look like hugh hefner BOL!
ReplyDeleteOMG Ike..you look like a younger & hairer version of Hugh Heffner on that last pic!
ReplyDeleteLove & Licks,
Rand
I'd be glad to be one of your Girls Next Door Ike!
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Pumpkin
All you need is a lit cigar, a snifter of brandy and maybe a playboy bunny or too...you look like Hugh Heffner from Playdog!!!
ReplyDeleteLots of Licks, Ruby
Oh...nice outfits! $250 = lots of treats
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ReplyDeleteYour mom is going to buy tons of nice things for you!
ReplyDeleteKisses and hugs
Lorenza
Ike, you are totally the canine Hugh Hefner in that last pic.
ReplyDeleteWow - $250 - hope you get EVERYTHING on your Santa Paws list!!!!
ReplyDeleteHugh will be calling you for advice when he sees that picture....
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The embrassament of a bath, now she's trying to kiss up to you. The nerve.
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Ike,
ReplyDeleteYou look most handsome in your robe so there's a silver lining in your bathtub, right? Sorry about the crap weather.
wally t.