Madison.

So I got to go to Madison, WI to sit in a hotel room for a really long time by myself and I really don't get what's up with that but I really did like the hotel room because it had carpet which is my favorite and I got to ride in the car for a really long time. I also got to see a lot of dead deers (they are really cool, Wally) because they go in the road and get dead and I had really bad gas in the car and my grandpa said he was going to eject me out the sunroof if I didn't stop farting and then I pooped at a rest stop and I was better.
The hotel has a really huge bed that was awesome because my mom always makes me move at night because she doesn't thing I need to lay on my side to sleep like those deers on the side of the road and I got to run up and down the long hallways and it was awesome but my mom thought I was supposed to get a care package at the front desk and I didn't and she had to pay an extra fee to keep me there so that's what she gets for leaving me in a hotel forever.
And this is a picture of me riding shotgun.


And this is the pretty part of Wisconsin and my dad said it's pretty because there was a lot of big ice there like a zillion years ago - whatever that means.


And this a picture of some horses that I didn't get to meet.


And this is me in my really big bed.


And this is me helping my mom sleep.