Odin's Birthday!

Ok, so I don't know if you know this or not, but this white guy called Odin is pretty much my best friend, and it's his Sweet 16 Birthday!

And here are some pics of me because it's my blog, but Odin is in them too, and we are snuggling.

Oh Deer!

So I just saw this outside my window in my yard standing in my patio hole! (My dad is making me a patio.)

Email.

Ok, so my mom is trying to check my AdSense account and the dummy forgot to write down my gmail email address because she's a dummy and didn't just use the one I use for blogger so I totally can't login. So if anyone has emailed me at a gmail address with an email that is not the emilyandian one and is one that sounds like a personal Ike email, please leave me a comment. Stupid mom.

Dealership.

I went to the car dealership with my grandma today to help her get her car serviced and I accidentally had diarrhea all over the lobby. Whoops.
It's my mom's fault because she bought me clearance canned food! (Ike's mom here: I bought him clearance Innova. He's so dramatic!)

The Beach.

Ok, so my friend Nuala has been jumping all over my sh*t about blogging more and talking about what's been going on around here.
Here goes, hope you like it Nuala!

We have been going to the beach a lot and seeing a ton of these purple starfish.


And doing a lot of walkies which includes many, many banana slug sightings. My mom loves these things. I think they look like turds.

Pardon my mom's stupid looking face. Here she is with two GIANT banana slugs. They leave the stickiest slug slime ever - it's worse than rubber cement and even worse than the inch of slobber at the bottom of my water bowl!

And this was the best day of my life because I found a stinky, rotten dead crab and my mom let me chew on it for a sec for a photo op. Then I give her huge, decomposing shellfish kisses!

Huge News!

My wife, Martha, is moving to Portland! That's just a 4 hour nap from here!

I'm Back!

Ok, so I've been AWOL for a long time because my mom said she's been busy - and by busy she means lazy, because you see, we have cable and DVR which is pretty much the devil because it gets my mom into all these series shows and that's all she seems to have time for these days. But now it's getting warm outside and less rainy so my mom has decided that she's not going to be lazy anymore and she's going to start blogging again and maybe take me for a walk once in a while on account of me getting a bit rotund. (Ike's mom here: His grandma takes him for a long walk every day. But she also gives him tons and tons of treats.)
A lot has happened since I last posted forever ago. We went to the St. Patrick's Day parade where we saw lots of dogs that I wanted to fight. But my mom was all "Ike - you can't fight an Irish wolf hound, you silly little bastard!"


And she wouldn't even let me fight this green dog even though I know I could win because everyone knows green dogs are wussies.


We had friends come to visit - my mom's friend Erin and her daughter Brekkyn who is 7 and really cool and obsessed with cats which is a lot cooler than her being obsessed with me. While they were here, we went to the Skagit Valley Tulip Festival, but I had to wait in the car (in the shade) because we found out they don't allow dogs because we might deuce in the fields or water the plants.
And this is what I got to see out the window of the car at the tulip festival.


Unfortunately, Brekkyn found my clothes bin and did this to me.


And made me wear this.

But the cats really suffered! Ha - look at Saffron!

But it was all ok because then my dad came home with this! Rocket Donuts are the best donuts in the world!

But mostly, I've been doing a lot of this!