Oh Deer!

So I just saw this outside my window in my yard standing in my patio hole! (My dad is making me a patio.)

Email.

Ok, so my mom is trying to check my AdSense account and the dummy forgot to write down my gmail email address because she's a dummy and didn't just use the one I use for blogger so I totally can't login. So if anyone has emailed me at a gmail address with an email that is not the emilyandian one and is one that sounds like a personal Ike email, please leave me a comment. Stupid mom.

Dealership.

I went to the car dealership with my grandma today to help her get her car serviced and I accidentally had diarrhea all over the lobby. Whoops.
It's my mom's fault because she bought me clearance canned food! (Ike's mom here: I bought him clearance Innova. He's so dramatic!)

The Beach.

Ok, so my friend Nuala has been jumping all over my sh*t about blogging more and talking about what's been going on around here.
Here goes, hope you like it Nuala!

We have been going to the beach a lot and seeing a ton of these purple starfish.


And doing a lot of walkies which includes many, many banana slug sightings. My mom loves these things. I think they look like turds.

Pardon my mom's stupid looking face. Here she is with two GIANT banana slugs. They leave the stickiest slug slime ever - it's worse than rubber cement and even worse than the inch of slobber at the bottom of my water bowl!

And this was the best day of my life because I found a stinky, rotten dead crab and my mom let me chew on it for a sec for a photo op. Then I give her huge, decomposing shellfish kisses!

Huge News!

My wife, Martha, is moving to Portland! That's just a 4 hour nap from here!