Saturday, August 25, 2007

CONTEST!

Since I am such a creative guy and also very pop-culture savvy, I have written a song for my good friend Joe Stains and it's sung to the tune of Chocolate Rain. I welcome all of you other dogs and hamsterriers to enter an Ike's Life Original Contest. Add your line to the Joe Stains song in the comments section of this post and if Joe will do the honor, he will choose the winner. The winner will receive something totally awesome but my mom says cat turds don't ship well so it will have to be something almost as good.

Meet Joe Stains
Says his brother Tanner has no brains
He’s Joe Stains
He’s so tough he never feels the pain
He’s Joe Stains
Lives in the desert where it never rains
He’s Joe Stains
Pittsburg Steelers play his favorite game
He’s Joe Stains
Poopin’ by the TV’s how he got his name
He’s Joe Stains


So here's a pic of Mr. Stains if you are like the only dog or hamsterrier on the Internet who doesn't know who he is because he's a total celebrity.


The Fine Print: Mr. Stains is allowed to enter lines for the song, but he is not allowed to choose himself or family members as a winner unless the Doofus comes up with a line that is so obviously the best that it would be a shame to not let him win just because he is Joe's brother.
Deadline: Thursday August 30 9pm Central Time.
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38 comments:

  1. Joe StainsAugust 25, 2007 at 11:25 PM

    omdog IKE MOM LOVES THIS SONG and has already been walking around singing about Joe Stains! This is a super idea and we will be promoting the contest on our blog too! I wouldn't think Tanner would be able to come up with anything at ALL so no worries there.

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  2. LorenzaAugust 25, 2007 at 11:44 PM

    He'll be happy to see Tanner going away
    He's Joe Stains

    Lorenza

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  3. Joe StainsAugust 25, 2007 at 11:45 PM

    WHATSSSSSSSUUPPPPP IKE its TANNER I say my entery is:

    HES JOE STAINS
    My name is Tanner I cant eat chocolate rain because it will kill a lot cells inside of my brain

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  4. Luckie GirlAugust 25, 2007 at 11:55 PM

    Oh Ike, you certainly are a very talented song writer. :) I'll like to see how the other entries are like. :) Good luck to everydog n Girl Girl who's participating!

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  5. StanleyAugust 26, 2007 at 1:34 AM

    Ike!!

    You're killin' me & I'm lovin' this. OK. Here goes:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    He's Joe Stains
    He's so HOT he even dates Claire Danes
    He's Joe Stains
    Like burning acid running through my veins
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Hey, is that 2 entries?? Whatever. I loved doing this game... for the pure joy of singing 'bout Joey!

    Goob love,
    Stanley

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  6. Ozzie, Rocky and LolaAugust 26, 2007 at 3:25 AM

    He's Joe Stains
    His love for Cuz's never wanes.
    (Rocky's Entry)


    He's Joe Stains
    His poor little brother Tanner, has no brains.
    (Ozzie's Entry)

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  7. JessicaAugust 26, 2007 at 9:16 AM

    LOL...this is too funny.

    He will always be Tanners pain
    He's Joe Stains

    Seadra and Zoe

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  8. Jen and SukiAugust 26, 2007 at 9:31 AM

    Hmm, I just met Joe a little while ago so I'm still getting to know him, but I do know this:

    He's Joe Stains
    Bull Pizzle has met its slobbery bane

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  9. Ruby BleuAugust 26, 2007 at 9:46 AM

    OMdOG my Mom CANNOT stop laughing...in fact I think she may have peepee'd a little!!! OK, this is tough...Ike has already don't such a great job, hmmm....

    He's Joe Stains
    Living with the Doofus makes him go insane.
    He's Joe Stains
    Eating too many hot dogs puts his butt in pain

    OK, I had to follow the lead of my Stanny and enter twice. Sorry!

    Lots of Licks, Ruby

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  10. The AirechicksAugust 26, 2007 at 10:56 AM

    He's Joe Stains

    "Karate is his game"

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  11. The Army of FourAugust 26, 2007 at 12:43 PM

    Ha roo roo roo! Ruby's entry kills me. I can't stop laughing. I'm laughing so hard, I forgot what I was going to say!
    Great contest!
    Play bows,
    Zim

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  12. wallyAugust 26, 2007 at 12:46 PM

    He's Joe Stains!
    He won't go out-side when it rains

    It's Joe Stains!
    His favorite QB mooshed his brains*

    That's Joe Stains!
    His brother's butt makes him eat whole grains

    We're dogs with blogs
    We give each other snacks and snogs

    Oops. i think I just got disqualified for not following directions.

    *This is an oblique reference to Ben Roethlisbergerhuahuahua, the Steeler's QB who got in an accident on his motorcycle while not wearing a helmet--duh.

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  13. MyeoAugust 26, 2007 at 1:16 PM

    What a great contest this is.. But we cant think of anything. All the best to those who participates.

    Love
    Boy n Baby

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  14. BalboaAugust 26, 2007 at 2:29 PM

    OMG, I sat here and laughed and snorted at all the funny entries, I have to think of a good line later.

    Frenchie SNorts
    Balboa

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  15. Suki & JoeyAugust 26, 2007 at 2:35 PM

    Hahaha! Good idea, Ike! I love the song so far :)

    Puggy kisses
    Suki

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  16. Sophie BradorAugust 26, 2007 at 6:41 PM

    Hey Ike and Joe,
    Mine is a two-parter.

    ******

    He's Joe Stains
    Cowboy Pig and Joe are not to blame.
    He's Joe Stains
    It's not his fault the Doof has got no brain.

    *****

    With apologies to Tanner, but totally sucking up to Joe.

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  17. Sophie BradorAugust 26, 2007 at 6:49 PM

    He's Joe Stains
    I know you think this line is lame, but
    He's Joe Stains
    and he'll kick your ass if you don't rhyme his name.

    ******
    Couldn't resist another kick at the can.

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  18. Eddie N PeachesAugust 26, 2007 at 6:53 PM

    Hey! Way cool contest. Hah! Love the entries so far. We'll give it a try...

    He's Joe Stains.
    Makes James Bond look pretty plain.

    Good luck to everydog & GG!

    Whoofs & Baroos,
    Eddie & Peaches

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  19. Sophie BradorAugust 26, 2007 at 7:26 PM

    One more, and the last one, I promise. It's just that this sound sort of gets stuck in your head and my mom ... well, she can't stop singing it. She's going to drive me insane!!!!


    *******

    Hey Joe Stains
    Ike is like your best-est friend it seems.

    *******

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  20. Joe StainsAugust 26, 2007 at 10:11 PM

    oh man IKE how am I ever going to pick a winner?!!! our friends are sooo funny!

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  21. MJ's doghouseAugust 27, 2007 at 1:30 AM

    he s joe stains
    his nlog is so funny ..its insane
    hes joe stains
    there is no blood in his bull pizzle vain
    he's joe stains
    can we sing this song aqgain and again
    hes joe stains..
    he is faster than a hurricane

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  22. UmeAugust 27, 2007 at 3:10 AM

    OMD!!! this is too funny! i can laugh till i pee... here's mine!

    He's Joe Stains
    The only Boston who paints

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  23. Girl Girl HamsterAugust 27, 2007 at 6:02 AM

    Oh that is so nice and funny. Here's mine line:
    He's Joe Stains
    And he's king of karate


    ~ Girl girl

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  24. MoosieAugust 27, 2007 at 6:49 AM

    Hello Ike,
    I am Huskee's lil' sista and I just wanna drop by and say 'hi' cos you are SO talented...

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  25. AnonymousAugust 28, 2007 at 12:08 PM

    Ike, you are so smart and talented. Joe is a lucky Boston to have such a good friend like you. Love, Martha

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  26. wallyAugust 28, 2007 at 1:03 PM

    He's Joe Stains!
    He thinks he's bigger than Great Danes!

    He's Joe Stains!
    His butt would look good in some Hanes!

    That's Joe Stains!
    He's so hot he won't date Plain Janes!

    Help me Joe Stains!
    I CAN'T GET THIS SONG OUT OF MY BRAINS!

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  27. RussellAugust 28, 2007 at 7:23 PM

    Yo Ike,

    Thanks for stopping by my blog.

    Love the song!

    Russell

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  28. Scrappy and PebblesAugust 29, 2007 at 4:29 AM

    How funny. love all the submisions. Joe Stains sure is a star.


    hugs
    Scrappy and Pebbles

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  29. FerndoggleAugust 29, 2007 at 5:15 PM

    OMG, I'm laughing & laughing! These are so good! I couldn't even think of any better.

    But I'll be singing the song for weeks & weeks

    Sherman

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  30. Ben & DarlingAugust 30, 2007 at 12:26 AM

    Here's mine heres mine:

    He's JOe stains
    the Joe with the stains.

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  31. MJ's doghouseAugust 30, 2007 at 1:18 AM

    he's joe stains...
    some more tunes still remains

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  32. AnonymousAugust 30, 2007 at 2:07 PM

    Hes Joe Stains
    In Spain rain falls mainly on the plains

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  33. AnonymousAugust 30, 2007 at 3:54 PM

    He's Joe Stains
    Him is love to play in puppy games

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  34. powder-puffAugust 30, 2007 at 6:40 PM

    its NO surprise that everyone wants to sing about JOE STAINS, especially me!!!!


    heres mine:

    he's JOE STAINS
    he is one tuff guy, that no one can tame!

    great contest!


    peace out
    puff

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  35. Ruby BleuAugust 30, 2007 at 6:45 PM

    OK, I have another...

    He's Joe Stains
    All the fighting with the Doofus makes his Mom insane.

    It's Joe Stains
    Baseball and football are his favorite games.

    OK, that's it.....I promise. I'm done. I can't top the butt entry from Sunday!

    Lots of Licks, Ruby

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  36. Emily and IkeAugust 30, 2007 at 10:09 PM

    O.K. Time's up! The results will be announced Friday at 9 p.m. US Central Time.

    Stay tuned.

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  37. wallyAugust 31, 2007 at 8:20 AM

    Now that time's up can I sing

    Hey Joe Stains!
    The Yankees are to-ta-lly lame!

    Oh crap, he's judging isn't he? I think I just got disqualified again.

    wally.

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  38. Joe StainsAugust 31, 2007 at 11:38 AM

    IKE, email me at rjudeich1 AT cox. net

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