Ok, so I've been AWOL for a long time because my mom said she's been busy - and by busy she means lazy, because you see, we have cable and DVR which is pretty much the devil because it gets my mom into all these series shows and that's all she seems to have time for these days. But now it's getting warm outside and less rainy so my mom has decided that she's not going to be lazy anymore and she's going to start blogging again and maybe take me for a walk once in a while on account of me getting a bit rotund. (Ike's mom here: His grandma takes him for a long walk every day. But she also gives him tons and tons of treats.)
A lot has happened since I last posted forever ago. We went to the St. Patrick's Day parade where we saw lots of dogs that I wanted to fight. But my mom was all "Ike - you can't fight an Irish wolf hound, you silly little bastard!"
And she wouldn't even let me fight this green dog even though I know I could win because everyone knows green dogs are wussies.
We had friends come to visit - my mom's friend Erin and her daughter Brekkyn who is 7 and really cool and obsessed with cats which is a lot cooler than her being obsessed with me. While they were here, we went to the Skagit Valley Tulip Festival, but I had to wait in the car (in the shade) because we found out they don't allow dogs because we might deuce in the fields or water the plants.
And this is what I got to see out the window of the car at the tulip festival.
Unfortunately, Brekkyn found my clothes bin and did this to me.
And made me wear this.
But the cats really suffered! Ha - look at Saffron!
But it was all ok because then my dad came home with this! Rocket Donuts are the best donuts in the world!
But mostly, I've been doing a lot of this!